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Please give Hayden some ice to go with that burn because, yee-ouch!

As far as ‘Coach’ and his tender feelings about being dissed by someone far, far better, than he will ever be…what’s that expression? Not worth the cost of the ammo it would take to blow him away. (Figuratively speaking, of course. He ain’t worth actually shooting.)

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What you mean, "America's dumbest senator?!" You're slighting Ron Johnson. HMMM?

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Great,. now Tuberville's going to whine about being called an insurgent.

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You had me at pigf*ck redneck.

I loathe the Tuber.

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I couldn’t help reading Tubs’ statement with Jeff Foxworthy’s voice in mah heayed.

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i guess i didn't realize Democrats alone are in charge of the CIA? that seems like a new development.

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It would be welcome if true, though.

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Was very telling that Coach didn’t include the actual quote from Hayden in his statement. That’s how I knew it was just meanness on Xitter.

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at this point i doubt the moron can read

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Tuberville is grasping at straws. Wondered how long he would take to make himself a victim somehow. Hayden’s remarks were a call to political assassination? Hang Mike Pence sounds more like a call to assassinate a politician to me, but what do I know? Even if his abortion objection made sense (it doesn’t) , one thing shouldn’t depend on the other. Military promotions have nothing to do with what a good woman/couple does in her/their personal lives. A does not follow B. Dude could give a fuck. What a hill to die on though.

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Another sign I’m petty: there’s a video short of Tuberville falling down steps leaving an airplane. Google it if you will. Like it if you must It’s on the YouTube You’re Welcome 😉

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Most high school social studies classes are taught by coaches. That’s a big reason why the country is in this predicament

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A major in Social Studies education requires (required when I went) credits in every discipline--history, econ, poly sci, geography, sociology--and not everyone who coaches is a bumbling moron.

This is a 1950-60's trope that is easily disproven today.

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I'll retell the tale of my high school in Florida...mandatory (pre-DeSantis, even!) half-year in Social Studies on "Americanism vs. Communism," taught by the foobaw coach. Guess who won? (Hint: it was not Communism in 1978 Florida.)

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Good news: here you can see Traitorvile falling down stairs.

Bad news: he wasn't even injured.

https://twitter.com/PocketCastNews/status/1712161516500156837

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9cuR46F-bU

Tommy was deplaning on his way home to Florida when he decided to do his best "feet first slide for a first down" move. (forgive me if this is a repeat)

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Poor Ron Johnson. No longer holding his position of pre-eminence in the Senate.

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Oct 11, 2023·edited Oct 11, 2023

No way in hell Coach Banjo's possibly-concussed brain wrote that statement, except maybe the part using "Democrat" incorrectly as an adjective.

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𝘞𝘦 𝘰𝘣𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘛𝘶𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦...

Like using the word "intransigent" in a sentence?

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"By the way, Glenn Greenwald is getting in on the trolling, because he’s sunk so low that he’s swimming in the same intellectual waters as Tuberville."

where he always belonged in the first place.

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