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Sicilian pies have a thick crust, and they're not uncommon in NYC. Of course, they're nothing like those Chicago thingies.

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"I'm late because I am an asshole" is my new go-to excuse for all occasions I'm running behind schedule.

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But but but -- muslims might be driving that train!!!!

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Woulda coulda shoulda been there BUT had to starch my white sheets 'n hood.#MAOTAYDFRTMake America On Time Again You Dumb Fucking Racist Twits

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WTF? It's NYC dumbass, it's actually built on top of one of the biggest transportation networks in the world.

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I prefer thin crust over Sicilian but it's definitely better than a Chicago casserole. I'm lucky that in my neighborhood I have a place that uses fresh mozzarella. Fold it up, let the oil drip off the crust and enjoy the chewy, melty goodness...yum!

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Pizza can be folded.

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Can't. Get. Away.

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What a whiner. Ms. Loomer can walk around until her feet blister for all I care.

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I actively warn people! We were at the Ricky Gervais concert at the Dolby Theatre (right next to the Chinese Theater, Walk of Fame, etc). I heard some out of towners talking excitedly about how they were going to walk around afterwards and told them to be on full alert, be careful, the area is still really, really gritty, it's not Disneyland. I mean, if you spend two seconds there, it's so obvious, but people get into a different mindset on vacation.

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I'm 1,000% straight and she's just slobbering disgusting.

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I'd pay to see that. Perhaps PPV?

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It is:http://www.yankeesiege.com/...

Yankee Siege; it's much bigger in real life....

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Looks to me like they were purposefully crossing the street to oh, I don't know, go to work or buy groceries. Certainly not standing on the corner taking random pics.

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Because she has no friends.

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"couture bindle"

Dok, you are the best, and we love you.

ETA: My blind devotion to Dok made me not realize that ROBYN wrote this. Great job, Robyn!

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