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Trump would call her a four, even after all those workouts and stuff. She can't get those upper arms slim if she worked out for the rest of her term. They'll pretty much always look like tubes of liverwurst. Likewise her flabby abs, making that brown jersey number ripple in the most unattractive way. If she didn't slavishly lave Trump's crusted rectal opening, he'd be pointing out all these physical flaws. Plus the carpet doesn't match the drapes.

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There's a book by Sir Ranulph (Ralph's uncle) Fiennes called The Feather Men. It describes assassinations carried out to look like accidents, one of which was a "fall" in the bathtub. They actually used a piece of the tub to create the effect. Very interesting reading.

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Ta, Liz. Please vote MTG out of Congress if you're unfortunate enough to live in her district.

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Not fair. You are making words mean things. So unfair.

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Take the ventilator and hand her a dumbell.

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Bannon set to be the next Roger Ailes of Rush Limbaughs.

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I despise the people who vote for her more!

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Plus the annual flus for which she won't get vaccinated!

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I like the term "ostracize"!

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She did run unopposed.

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Poor Marj left Batshit Crazy in the rear view mirror and is pulling into Crazy Town. She has a plan to take over in the name of the tax paying people of real power. Good luck Marji baby. If anyone can rally the remaining Trump crazies, it's you girl!

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Yes, I brought it up to my personal trainer too, and he said exactly the same things. People get injured all the time, sometimes really severely.

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Oh, she's vaccinated secretly, you know it

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bullshit, I'm a fat middle aged woman and I can deadlift more than that. It's absolutely nothing.

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My first internet proposition! I'm so flattered! Thank you kind stranger. I've actually married very happily to a guy who's put up with me for almost 42 years now. We just spent an entire year cooped up together and STILL like each other! But I truly appreciate the nice compliment.

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Oh, but he was just lifting heavy weights with correct technique, that doesn't count. The COVID is only deterred by genuine CrossFit-branded exercise, as it's primarily the wild flailing during 'reps' and endless monologues about 'WODs' that keep people far enough away from you to prevent infection.

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