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Denaturalization is just another fascist idea touted in P2025. Strip people of their legal citizenship and then kick them out of the country. The Haitians are just the first, but if another Republican dictator takes power, they won't be the last. Crush MAGA and the far Right at the polls, take back the courts and crush them there as well. Tear them out of society root and branch until they crawl back into whatever holes they crawled out from. Make being ashamed as being seen as a racist a thing again.

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Ta, Evan. We must vote for Democrats, from Harris-Walz at the top of the ticket to the tiniest city or municipal council seat. We must do so in such overwhelming numbers that all their efforts to ratfuck, cheat, and steal this election fail entirely.

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Another day, another nail in the coffin of Garland. If he hadn't sat around with his thumb up his butt for two years tangeranus would be behind bars instead of giving us all ptsd.

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But that wouldn't be... BIPARTISAN!

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That's not even Hitleresque. He went full Hitler.

You never go full Hitler.

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It's a common mistake. People often confuse 63-year old white guys for Haitians. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-geese-haitians-springfield-ohio-pets-b2623489.html

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Joe's first official act on 1-22-21 should have been to suspend habeas corpus and have DHS drop him into a supermax. We should not have to do the heavy lifting as most of us are too weak and stupid.

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Meghan Kelly insists that 'Santa is white.' I'm sure that is a blanket term for America.

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Any reporters asking PAB about when HE extended TPS to this group of Haitians following the 2017 disaster? Because he’s the one who gave it to them.

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That would require some integrity in the press. So no.

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GRRRR! BROWN PEOPLE!

ELECT ME AND I'LL GET RID OF THE BROWN PEOPLE!

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And along with all of the other things he doesnt undertand there is the distinction between "bring", "take", "send" etc. What a dumbfuck.

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Better have your passport handy when Trump's deportation forces knock at your door. That's the only document that can instantly be used as proof of citizenship. Every other form may need to be "verified" Could take weeks Especially important if your complexion is more than two shades past lily white.

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Papers, please!

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As Hannibal Lecter so famously said to agent Clarice Starling: "Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?"

Here we find yet another badly damaged weirdo who covets. He covets attention.

How did he start to covet? He started by coveting the love of a father who could not love him. He proceeded to covet attention in military boarding school. He even dressed in a uniform of another student who had earned merit medals because his own uniform lacked them. (shades of the 'woman suit' Buffalo Bill was sewing!)

When he called for the death sentence for black teenagers who had done no harm he did not covet justice...he coveted attention.

He has never been anything except true to his fundamental nature. Everything else is secondary to his need for attention whether it is good attention or bad attention. The only imprtant thing is that he is the center of attention. That is the need he seeks to fill.

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I guess that make-up is meant to make Sir look more "Haitian", to help Sir go undercover, so Sir can earn their trust, dig out the deep, deep intel and then... BLAMMO!

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'Hola my fellow Haitaniants! Can you tell a man where the best eating cats and dogs might be found in this place?'

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"They are, in my opinion, it’s not legal,” Diagram THAT sentence!

This barely literate collection of personality defects is favored to win the presidency by about half of Americans if you can believe the polls. Yup...we're boned.

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I called this months ago. I said PAB would go full nazi, in a last-ditch effort to court as many ignorant racists as possible.

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Turns out the guy killing geese on the Springfield golf course was a white guy

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