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The crap gap? If this also involves forcibly recruiting the dozens of gulls dive-bombing my parking lot, you're upfisted.

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I think they admit it <a href="http://www.sharia4america.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.sharia4america.com/listing.php?documen...">http://www.sharia4america.c...

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The "fifth year" is the clue. It's traditionally after the four-year warranty expires that weird problems start showing up in Audis. Here, for example, the "no design ability whatsoever" warning light has started flashing.

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p goes up....p goes down....

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Look troll, don't blame me because Newt Gingrich is a fat serial adulterer with a wee little peen and donut crumbs on his shirt.....I didn't make him that way.

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How long does it take him to come up with these political cartoons? If he can produce one per day, he might be able to get a job with a newspaper.

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<i>Today may be one of those days where it seems like the universe is going out of its way to prove Glenn’s theories right.</i>

No. Those days don't exist. The universe has no connection with Glenn Beck.

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Can we dress up Lady Liberty in one of those <a href="http:\/\/0.tqn.com\/d\/urbanlegends\/1\/0\/M\/y\/palin_rifle_bikini.jpg" target="_blank"> American Flag Bikinis,</a> you know, for patriotism?

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all i can think of re: that glenn beck post is the snl / bill murray / hercules skit.

"that rock is too large. i could lift a smaller one."

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Seriously! That "cereal box" has as much art in it as poorly done generic q-tips carton. It's not even good fake commercial design. AT PRATT I LERNT HOW TO OUTLINE FONTZ!

Fucking wingers can't do humor, can't do art, can't do subtlety, can't do cleverness.

But they have a loud megaphone with which to amplify their martyriffic bawling! Which apparently is enough. You go, tearstained fairness quibblers, and someday the world will finally become so <i>fair</i> that one day, even shitty eye-hurting all-text layouts blasted out of uncreative wingtard rectums will be hung in museums right next to the finest of sculptures!

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