By the Comics Curmudgeon Birthdays are always a riot when you're young, right? The cake ... the presents ... the party ... it's your day, and your parents are the ones who organize the whole thing. But as you grow older, your birthday becomes more melancholy, eventually representing both an occasion where you have to make merry even if your heart isn't it and a reminder of your encroaching decrepitude. So too is this true for America! Our nation's bickering gay dads, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, died on the country's 50th birthday, and it's been all downhill ever since. After jump, find out how our country is trying to cheer itself up for the Big Two-Three-Four.
America's Saddest Birthday Ever
America's Saddest Birthday Ever
America's Saddest Birthday Ever
By the Comics Curmudgeon Birthdays are always a riot when you're young, right? The cake ... the presents ... the party ... it's your day, and your parents are the ones who organize the whole thing. But as you grow older, your birthday becomes more melancholy, eventually representing both an occasion where you have to make merry even if your heart isn't it and a reminder of your encroaching decrepitude. So too is this true for America! Our nation's bickering gay dads, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, died on the country's 50th birthday, and it's been all downhill ever since. After jump, find out how our country is trying to cheer itself up for the Big Two-Three-Four.