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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

But it must be true, I saw it on Romney's Etch-A-Sketch, er, whiteboard

fuflans's avatar

yeah but that one extra evil time lord who always shows up to make things bad for our hero.

SullivanSt's avatar

Depends whose version of right you're doing it.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so Ayn Rand is really the secret love spawn of Chris Christie and Orly Taitz?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I went, but I didn't inhale

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but he had the secret service pick that cake up from Crumb and Get It, so it's Patriot Cake®

WhY DO YoU haTe MuricA!1!

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Ryan retroactively UN-wrote those letters. Problem solved!

Now where were we?

SullivanSt's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/climate\/2012\/08\/16\/702921\/after-documents-show-paul-ryan-secured-20-million-in-stimulus-grants-he-claims-i-never-asked-for-stimulus\/" target="_blank">ThinkProgress</a> has them.

fuflans's avatar

he looks like a muppet. like remember that one time angel got turned into a muppet in the fifth season right before spike and angel and gunn and wesley and everybody died and there was a dragon?

that's what he looks like. <a href="http://muppet.wikia.com/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Angel">http://muppet.wikia.com/wik...

Fartknocker's avatar

And enjoyed the benefits of Social Security during her elderly years.

Sean Gothman's avatar

"Aww, just the tip of the stimulus, baby..."

SullivanSt's avatar

Also, your theories of double-entry bookkeeping.