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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

But it must be true, I saw it on Romney's Etch-A-Sketch, er, whiteboard

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fuflans's avatar

yeah but that one extra evil time lord who always shows up to make things bad for our hero.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Depends whose version of right you're doing it.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so Ayn Rand is really the secret love spawn of Chris Christie and Orly Taitz?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I went, but I didn't inhale

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but he had the secret service pick that cake up from Crumb and Get It, so it's Patriot Cake®

WhY DO YoU haTe MuricA!1!

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fuflans's avatar

ministry of magic.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Ryan retroactively UN-wrote those letters. Problem solved!

Now where were we?

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SullivanSt's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/climate\/2012\/08\/16\/702921\/after-documents-show-paul-ryan-secured-20-million-in-stimulus-grants-he-claims-i-never-asked-for-stimulus\/" target="_blank">ThinkProgress</a> has them.

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fuflans's avatar

he looks like a muppet. like remember that one time angel got turned into a muppet in the fifth season right before spike and angel and gunn and wesley and everybody died and there was a dragon?

that's what he looks like. <a href="http://muppet.wikia.com/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Angel">http://muppet.wikia.com/wik...

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Fartknocker's avatar

And enjoyed the benefits of Social Security during her elderly years.

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Sean Gothman's avatar

"Aww, just the tip of the stimulus, baby..."

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SullivanSt's avatar

Also, your theories of double-entry bookkeeping.

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