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Your honor, I'm just a simple caveman lawyer. Your world is strange and confusing to me. I look at the defendant and I think, a woman President? Wouldn't she better serve the clan if she was out gathering grains and berries while the men hunt for woolly mammoth? What if a dinosaur attacks at 3AM, will she be ready? How will future generations paint us on cave walls?

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Buddy got run over? Where was Laura Bush when it happened?

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Maybe Bill and Hillary and Chelsea and their foundation and all their friends and neighbors really are guilty of stealing government documents and doing secret deals with Iran and China and criminally plotting the destruction of America, for their own financial gain

Klayman has the Clintons confused with Reagan

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Sadly, the horse is dead and the ass is still beating it.

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Plus, their daughter is married to a JEW!!!

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What is the right going to do when the Clintons pass on? Who will they use as the boogie man under the conservative bed?

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Fire up the steam engines in the "resettlement" trains heading east. No further evidence is required.

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Grassy knoll, the destruction of the Maine, precipitating the War of Jenkin's Ear, BOTH Defenestrations of Prague, the Fall of Constantinople, and the cancellation of classic Trek.

Hang 'em high. With votes!

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Might reach a critical mass and result in an explosion.

Oh, wait...there's no downside to that...

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Stonecutters are in control.

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He never even suspected they had a wheel man.

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Good. Nothing like another frivolous law suit to make the electorate collectively give a fuck.

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It's true! Bill O'Reilly was there and saw it all!!!!,1!!,1!1!

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Isn't there a breaking point? The judge should say, "Enough with the frivolous lawsuits, already! I'm appointing a real lawyer to vet your cases before the courts waste their time on them."

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If there were it'd seem like Orly Taitz must have passed that point long ago.

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Well, at least they capitalized "Defendant" at every single opportunity.

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