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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If you search "lady soldiers" on Pornhub, there's a surprising paucity of military women.

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

Heeheehee

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Hey! Don't you know who his father-in-law is?

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To be fair, they did pull the room together.

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It always amazed me that Ed O'Neill went on to have a successful career after Married...With Children. There was so much potential for him to be George Reeved after that.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Like the 40's-era Japanese-Americans. They were required by law to assemble.

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3FingerPete's avatar

somebody is breaking down your door because they're desperate for food, water, medicine for their family

You know...bad guys.

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JCfromNC's avatar

(nodding sagely) Yeah... thugs. You know the kind I mean.

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cessnadriver's avatar

In the meantime we need to encourage them to ward off the virus by drinking pool chemicals and drain cleaner.

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cessnadriver's avatar

Not joe not a plumber. People who worked for him said he was too dumb to send to the truck to get a wrench.

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cessnadriver's avatar

#TrumpGenocide

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His middle name is stil "the goat buggerer".

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He was wearing a baseball cap when he kicked the police dog.

How many black guys have ever gotten away with kicking a police dog?

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liberal soap box's avatar

Southern Utah Morman is the whole problem.

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cessnadriver's avatar

It's the Deseret bullshit.

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Silly Aeon don't you understand that if anything like that happened it would be totally confidential?

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