This isnotactually a Holiday Classic, but because nothing on the Internet can be trusted, that's the title we're giving to this old thing we found, which was written by your editor back when he was toiling for UPI at the shabby headquarters behind the White House, back when Bill Clinton was still
An American Holiday Classic: Bye Bye, Baby Jesus
An American Holiday Classic: Bye Bye, Baby…
An American Holiday Classic: Bye Bye, Baby Jesus
This isnotactually a Holiday Classic, but because nothing on the Internet can be trusted, that's the title we're giving to this old thing we found, which was written by your editor back when he was toiling for UPI at the shabby headquarters behind the White House, back when Bill Clinton was still