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From Hobby Lobby to your doorstep.

America, you had this coming.

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Fund public schools properly. 'School choice' is a scam to funnel poor people into trades and deny them Liberal Arts and Humanities - the topics that teach how to be a competent citizen of a modern democracy.

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Louisiana legislature was freaked when they found out that it just wasn't for Christian schools.

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As soon as we break the grip of white men on power, we can stop bleeding.

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I so want to do that!

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So if I open up a "Church of Secular Science" school where we would "bow to the Gods of Data", I'd be eligible for funding? I will for sure put those dollars to work with a home-ec type class that teaches the children to make morally superior masks. Every morning, we'd have the children kneel before the flag with a fist raised in the air as we recite the Pledge of Antifa. We will go on field trips to the abortionplex and learn teamwork as we pull down statues. We will learn about the Bowling Green Massacre and Second Civil War and the Battle of the Red Hats. In the evening, I will retire to my office and try to answer that rarely asked question, "Is our children learnin'?"

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Why is it that the church of Satan is so much more reasonable than the xtian mainstream idjit?

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You mean The Satanic Temple.The Church of Satan is more catholic than the Pope.

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Thanks for the recommendation. Have you read Jane Mayer's Dark Money?

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Get it from your local public library.

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Remember Bob Jones University that prohibited "interracial" dating?

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Always assume the worst of these fuckheads.

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Funnily, the most Fox News-y R I know went to a state college, sent their kids to public school, and is married to a public school teacher. Of course, their kids are all pretty liberal now, so maybe they've changed their tune on public school since :)

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It is a must-read for everyone. She is the one (an actual Journalist!) that first exposed the Koch brothers.

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The show might have "sucked" ... but actors who starred in it made a *lot* of money.

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