An Open Letter to the Judge Who Quoted Us in Court
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Dear D.C. Superior Court Judge John Bayly, Hi! How are you? We are fine. We hear you read the site -- great, thanks! We're big fans of your work too, M'lud. May we call you M'lud? Now let's get down to brass tacks, m'lud. We don't particularly want to be responsible for any wrongful convictions, even if they're wrongful convictions of guys we happen to personally think probably are total douchebags. We are speaking, of course, of Collin Finnerty. You know him, right? On trial for assault? You're hearing the case? Right. That one. The douchebag.
An Open Letter to the Judge Who Quoted Us in Court
An Open Letter to the Judge Who Quoted Us in…
An Open Letter to the Judge Who Quoted Us in Court
Dear D.C. Superior Court Judge John Bayly, Hi! How are you? We are fine. We hear you read the site -- great, thanks! We're big fans of your work too, M'lud. May we call you M'lud? Now let's get down to brass tacks, m'lud. We don't particularly want to be responsible for any wrongful convictions, even if they're wrongful convictions of guys we happen to personally think probably are total douchebags. We are speaking, of course, of Collin Finnerty. You know him, right? On trial for assault? You're hearing the case? Right. That one. The douchebag.