"Oh darnit, they bought the ads for Susan Collins in the wrong Portland!" Actually there is only one Portland; if you take a wrong turn in the part that touches Maine you come out in the part that touches Oregon or maybe even the parts that touch Texas or Dorset.
I see over on RawStory that Kim Guilfoyle has resigned her position as Ambassador to Greece. Her statement of gratitude and praise to her great benefactor exceeds even the sycophancy of Anne Boleyn's short speech of gratitude to Henry VIII. Shortly before her head was sliced off.
"A Republican super PAC has yanked $10 million out of four House districts in order to shore up support for endangered Republicans in 16 other districts where the party stands a better chance of winning. The Congressional Leadership Fund has pulled financial support for Republican Reps. Tom Kean in New Jersey and Mariannette Miller-Meeks in Iowa, a source confirmed to HuffPost. The group previously pulled spending against incumbent Democrats Greg Landsman in Ohio and Kristen McDonald Rivet in Michigan. The $10 million will be used to defend 16 other Republican incumbents, including Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick (R-Pa.), who faces a tough challenge from Democrat Bob Harvie." [HuffPost Updates]
Ta, Evan, appreciate the Atlantic article, although it's nothing we didn't know. Ta, Martini. Boo! I mean Moo!! We've had our flowery white tea and are eating luscious fruit bowls. It's a lovely day on the mountain, we'll get out and enjoy. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. We love and appreciate you all and we bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace.
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The Guardian chose this photo of Kimberly Guilfoyle to accompany a story about her resignation as Ambassador to Greece, apparently to spend more time with her broom on Halloween. https://www.theguardian.com/us
donnie sure cannot get enough of admiring the physiques and endowments of the men around him. My guess is that he grew up in a house where certain magazines were just left lying around in case anyone needed to be reminded what REAL MEN looked like and what hobbies such men had.
"Kimberly Guilfoyle confirmed she is leaving her post as U.S. ambassador to Greece shortly after press secretary Katie Zacharia announced the White House had asked Guilfoyle to resign. In a lengthy post on X, formerly Twitter, Guilfoyle said serving in the post “has been the honor of a lifetime” and denied any wrongdoing in an apparent reference to the string of damaging allegations over unethical behavior." [HuffPost Updates]
The local morning news showed the clip of trump speaking about that guy's body, but cut off the part about his ass, which I had seen on the socials last night. I lol'd, but you know, they should have aired that bit too!
From the Ohio rally: “They think they’re in Somalia where they don’t have pants to wear,” Trump said of Somalis living in Minnesota. “They come here, they go in BMWs and Mercedes, and they like that. Somalia, they love Mercedes. They come in, they have nothing, and they’re the number one buyers of Mercedes-Benz and BMWs in the state of Minnesota. The whole thing is crazy! Is crazy! Low IQ people.”
He also insulted Somali-American Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) during his rally. “She’s a disaster,” he said. “She comes in from a country without laws, without police, without military, all they do is shoot each other. ... She comes from one of the worst countries anywhere on the planet.” [HuffPost Updates]
Your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/carmens-jump-scare-prank
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/796a93e4-df45-479c-9b0c-6ad098a8cf7a?r=angu9&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=share
A shaggy bull story.
"Friggin' Elmer and his straw mane arguments."
Handsome moos having fun!
😃🥰🦜🫂
Highland cows FTW!
Play-fighting, licking and mounting?
The last time that happened to me it was more than just friendly.
I'm guessing that cow's gonna...
🙂➡️➡️😏➡️➡️😎
...STEER clear of that hay pile for a while.
I prefer this jump-scare to some that you see in the movies. This one is way cuter.
If that cow said "Boo-Urns" I would be ded now. As it is, I'm merely comatose.
"You didn't 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 me! I was just startled. That's all."
Hay now, brown cow!
Started Northern Irish and stopped alarmingly quickly.
A mooooo-ving experience!
LOL!
Heilan coo!
With its fur teased out, tis a floofy coo!
Scary fun!
Huh, what manner of beastie is that?
Don't know, but it's slouching towards Bethlehem.
Welsh marine in a ghillie suit?
Hay now!
>>Oh darnit, they bought the ads for Susan Collins in the wrong Portland!<<
And I'll bet those ads went over in Portlandia like a reindeer-meat burrito too!
“ Did Stephen Miller’s offputting nutsack of a wife Katie Miller have advance knowledge of the Omar raid?”
Fox had been given advance knowledge.
To be fair, no matter what angle you look at John Husted from, you're just seeing an ass.
He's also a big germaphobe, which seems to be a problem for many Republican politicians, so if you ever meet him, shake his hand extra long.
Oh, and it's Jon. His parents were too tightfisted to spring for the extra letter.
"Oh darnit, they bought the ads for Susan Collins in the wrong Portland!" Actually there is only one Portland; if you take a wrong turn in the part that touches Maine you come out in the part that touches Oregon or maybe even the parts that touch Texas or Dorset.
I see over on RawStory that Kim Guilfoyle has resigned her position as Ambassador to Greece. Her statement of gratitude and praise to her great benefactor exceeds even the sycophancy of Anne Boleyn's short speech of gratitude to Henry VIII. Shortly before her head was sliced off.
I wonder if tfg will make her find her own way home?
I wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer!
"A Republican super PAC has yanked $10 million out of four House districts in order to shore up support for endangered Republicans in 16 other districts where the party stands a better chance of winning. The Congressional Leadership Fund has pulled financial support for Republican Reps. Tom Kean in New Jersey and Mariannette Miller-Meeks in Iowa, a source confirmed to HuffPost. The group previously pulled spending against incumbent Democrats Greg Landsman in Ohio and Kristen McDonald Rivet in Michigan. The $10 million will be used to defend 16 other Republican incumbents, including Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick (R-Pa.), who faces a tough challenge from Democrat Bob Harvie." [HuffPost Updates]
A politician named "Mariannette"?! The political cartoons write themselves!
Ta, Evan, appreciate the Atlantic article, although it's nothing we didn't know. Ta, Martini. Boo! I mean Moo!! We've had our flowery white tea and are eating luscious fruit bowls. It's a lovely day on the mountain, we'll get out and enjoy. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. We love and appreciate you all and we bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace.
Please, please stay safe. Wear a mask or two, wash your hands, sanitize when you cannot wash and let the sanitizer dry completely, stop touching your face, take Vitamin D, get a booster shot six months after your last, catch up on any other vaccines you need, and get any kids in your family vaccinated as well, and stay the fuck away from us and anyone with whom you do not share a roof. Do this because you love yourself, and because we love you, too. Do this in memory of 27 Club member Treg, Holly's heroic pilot friend Tony, Dolly Parton, who put up a million dollars of her own money to make the Moderna vaccine possible, and nearly eight million dead worldwide, possibly including Gav, who had long COVID. Do this to honor the nurses and other frontline medical personnel (we love you, medicos of Wonkette, from student to active to retired), especially ICU Hera Mrs Land Shark RN. Stay safe. When we vote, we WIN!!
Slava Ukraini 🌻🇺🇦💙💛
I love you, darling It's beautiful and warm and all the maple in front of the house have turned gold and orange. Have a great day, every Wonk!
The Guardian chose this photo of Kimberly Guilfoyle to accompany a story about her resignation as Ambassador to Greece, apparently to spend more time with her broom on Halloween. https://www.theguardian.com/us
Uh...Yikes, Guilfoyle!!! You were a beautiful woman before Junior came along.
Does anyone remember when she was Mrs Gavin Newsom? Fact. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.
She's been a star-f**cker for a long time.
She chose it.
WITCHYPOO LIBELZ!
I didn't quite realize what Evan meant by 𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦 until I saw the first video and it backed away enough to show her feet.
HOLY. FLURCKING. SCHMIDT.
My calf muscles were cramping up just from 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. That young lady must have leg muscles like steel bands.
donnie sure cannot get enough of admiring the physiques and endowments of the men around him. My guess is that he grew up in a house where certain magazines were just left lying around in case anyone needed to be reminded what REAL MEN looked like and what hobbies such men had.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physique_magazine
Old eyes will not tell me if that is "hobbies" or "hobbles".
'The rest --- I bet --- is dumb!'
"Kimberly Guilfoyle confirmed she is leaving her post as U.S. ambassador to Greece shortly after press secretary Katie Zacharia announced the White House had asked Guilfoyle to resign. In a lengthy post on X, formerly Twitter, Guilfoyle said serving in the post “has been the honor of a lifetime” and denied any wrongdoing in an apparent reference to the string of damaging allegations over unethical behavior." [HuffPost Updates]
Yes, people resign from important positions all the time because they did nothing wrong.
The local morning news showed the clip of trump speaking about that guy's body, but cut off the part about his ass, which I had seen on the socials last night. I lol'd, but you know, they should have aired that bit too!
sanewashing.
donnie's youth must have included looking at certain magazines.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physique_magazine
"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
In just seven days he can make you a man.
ISWYDT, Frankenfurter
From the Ohio rally: “They think they’re in Somalia where they don’t have pants to wear,” Trump said of Somalis living in Minnesota. “They come here, they go in BMWs and Mercedes, and they like that. Somalia, they love Mercedes. They come in, they have nothing, and they’re the number one buyers of Mercedes-Benz and BMWs in the state of Minnesota. The whole thing is crazy! Is crazy! Low IQ people.”
He also insulted Somali-American Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) during his rally. “She’s a disaster,” he said. “She comes in from a country without laws, without police, without military, all they do is shoot each other. ... She comes from one of the worst countries anywhere on the planet.” [HuffPost Updates]
Sounds like he's describing the good 'ol U.S. of A.
GMTA
Is he trying to say that Somali immigrants are hard workers with excellent money management skills?
The fever dream of Susan Collins is live and well in Portland…no, not that one!