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JCfromNC's avatar

Ref: the third video, where some Meal Team 6 dude asks one of the people requesting to see a badge, "Do I answer to you?"

Yes. Yes, you fat fuck, you are a government employee, a public servant. He is the public, and he is *exactly* who you answer to, you fucking fascist kidnapper.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Yes, as the governor of CA has asked, why aren't they in Shreveport?

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Goonemeritus's avatar

Quick etiquette question, if I'm getting pistol whipped by a member of the National Guard, do I have to thank him for his service?

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Erisian's avatar

"fake crime numbers to a false illusion of safety. This is a very bad and dangerous thing to do [...] Washington, D.C. was the most unsafe "city" in the United States, and perhaps the World."

* How ironic that the Fulvous Fuckwad is using "fake crime numbers" as an excuse for a likely violation of the Posse Comitatus Act. If the Sociopathic Marigold Swamp Monster couldn't toss out numbers he's pulled out of his ass he couldn't justify his asshattery.

* IDK about anyone else, but I'll take a false (which isn't really false) illusion of safety over the intended and real fear of the unidentified ICEholes just grabbing people off of the street for the crime of being a POC or the criminals protesting this shit.

* So, why is telling the truth about crime figures "a very bad and dangerous thing to do" but intentionally creating panic (hoards of illegal aliens running rampant throughout the country, doing crime-y things like being: "Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers!" [Arlo Guthrie, "Alice's Restaurant"] is a good thing?

* Why the scare quote around "city?" On the plus side, though, at least it wasn't in all caps.

* The white right wingnuts are scared shitless on the streets of DC because of all the POCs wandering around freely without a police presence on every corner. This is straight up paranoia. There is no way in hell that Washington is more dangerous for the Melanin deficient than numerous cities in flyover country are for POCs.

* Most dangerous city in "perhaps the World[?]" I guess that the Deep Saffron Dipstick, in his usual way of gross exaggeration, condemns what happens in the US while ignoring what's happening around the world.

◾ Let's start with his favorite third world shithole country: Haiti:

> "In 2024, armed groups expanded their control beyond the capital Port-au-Prince, exploiting the erosion of state authority and worsening the breakdown of essential services. As of early 2025, 42 per cent of health care facilities in the capital are closed.

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Horrific violence is used against women, children, and the elderly. Reports of gender-based violence remain rampant, with more than 6,500 cases reported last year, 64 per cent of which were rape or sexual assaults. Forced recruitment of children by armed groups has increased by 70 per cent between mid-2023 and mid-2024. Right now, up to half of all armed group members are children. Fear permeates daily life." https://www.unocha.org/haiti#

"◾ Peshawar, Pakistan

Serving as the link that connects Pakistan to neighboring Afghanistan, the area is regularly struck by outbreaks of violence. Due to the proximity to Afghanistan, and many of the beliefs held by locals, this region can be very unkind to Westerners. Travel at night in Peshawar can be very dangerous, with reports of criminals blocking roads and robbing or kidnapping motorists, both local and foreign." https://www.mapquest.com/travel/the-10-most-dangerous-cities-in-the-middle-east/

◾ "Sana’a, Yemen

Travel to Sana’a is strongly discouraged due to a serious risk of kidnapping as well as civil unrest and general lawlessness in the country.

◾ Gaza City, Palestine

◾ Karachi, Pakistan

The 12.3 per 100,000 residents homicide rate (25% higher than the next closest) makes Karachi the most dangerous mega-city in the world." https://www.mapquest.com/travel/the-10-most-dangerous-cities-in-the-middle-east/

◾ Kyiv, Ukraine -- or any city in Ukraine

◾ Many more, too numerous to name.

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"Trump [sic] is going to get the crime rate down to zero"

This should happen around the same time as the Carrot Chancre achieves zero undocumented immigration.

fnord

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"False illusion"? Does Sir have an Official Department of Redundancy Department?

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

It seems like Wonkette is shifting to real journamalism during this occupation of DC.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I like to imagine dozens of baguettes raining down on Trump's Gestapo every time they get out of their Gestapomobiles.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Y’aint woofing. I fully expect a bunch of well-fed weekend warriors prancing around in Richmond, CA the city I’ve lived in longer than any place in my life. Oh, well, we have great tacos and will be happy to hurl them

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Lefty Wright's avatar

May I suggest a milkshake that you accidentally toss at an ICE agent as you trip on a crack in the sidewalk.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

A capital idea!

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Oy!'s avatar

President Fuckstick does not even have a clue as to what he is doing, let alone how to do it. Try the 'accordion hands' thing again, Donald – that's always been a real crowd pleaser.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I'm more a fan of his dildo dance.

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mr_snarky's avatar

Gangs of thugs roaming the dc streets...wait they work for the govt?

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CalOldBlue's avatar

Armed National Guard. Worked so well at Kent State. Take a close look at my avatar photo: National Guard at the entrance to UC Berkeley. People's Park. Good times!

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SethTriggs's avatar

Tormenting cities where Black people have power is part of the point of electing the pricktator so this is to be expected. Good question by Newsom. We know the answer of course. And those high unreconstructed state crime rates are just a marker of the deprivation they visit on their people.

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"M"'s avatar

This right here

The KKKlan masked up so that they could instigate violence without consequence

Because they're cowards

And more than half the country seems to want to remain purposefully ignorant of that history so they are then unable to put the current violence - armed and physical and policy and electoral - in context, even as it is ALL OF A PIECE

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ck355ujknhhfhtkbp6ywa2n/post/3lwp6m6k34s2v

Rep Jasmine Crockett - Redistricting Is About White Supremacy, Not Democracy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si7TMPw6og0

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phantom_stranger's avatar

Remember when HRC pointed out that it was a bad idea to trust nukes to someone you could bait with a tweet?

GIRL SO CRAZY, RIGHT?

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Noma Larkey's avatar

I'm surprised there's not a gumball machine somewhere in that mess.

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gallbladder's avatar

My retinas just gave out.

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phantom_stranger's avatar

This is what you wanted, America. Big Strong Daddy to rescue you from all the scary dark-skinned savages.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Big Strong Daddy not in evidence.

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Regret's avatar

And he speaks as well as the Bioshock monster Big Daddy.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

well, parts of him are large

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Regret's avatar

And his smell is strong.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Yes. He has the ass of a much larger person.

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