Representative Gabrielle Giffords is likely to take a break from her rehabilitation next month to see off her astronaut husband, Mark Kelly, personally during the launching of his shuttle, aides said Thursday. Hooray! The Arizona congresswoman has not been seen in public since Jan. 8
It would be a sad if Captain Kelly accidentally dropped a Glock while in space. And that Glock hit the NRA building. Perhaps if someone could place a surveyor's mark on the building so he'll know what NOT to hit. Of course, guns from space is what the Founders intended -- same as semi-automatic, 31-round handguns.
I know I'm at best a mediocre Christian. I sometimes have a hateful heart, I'm selfish and sad. However, I do my best. Please watch over the launch and let no harm come to Gabby's husband or crew. Because, if you do, I will still believe in you, but I will call you a shitheeled motherfucker for the rest of my days.
It would be a sad if Captain Kelly accidentally dropped a Glock while in space. And that Glock hit the NRA building. Perhaps if someone could place a surveyor's mark on the building so he'll know what NOT to hit. Of course, guns from space is what the Founders intended -- same as semi-automatic, 31-round handguns.
I think I'll only read this today.
Dear God,
I know I'm at best a mediocre Christian. I sometimes have a hateful heart, I'm selfish and sad. However, I do my best. Please watch over the launch and let no harm come to Gabby's husband or crew. Because, if you do, I will still believe in you, but I will call you a shitheeled motherfucker for the rest of my days.
I'd be honored.