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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It would be a sad if Captain Kelly accidentally dropped a Glock while in space. And that Glock hit the NRA building. Perhaps if someone could place a surveyor's mark on the building so he'll know what NOT to hit. Of course, guns from space is what the Founders intended -- same as semi-automatic, 31-round handguns.

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I think I'll only read this today.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Dear God,

I know I'm at best a mediocre Christian. I sometimes have a hateful heart, I'm selfish and sad. However, I do my best. Please watch over the launch and let no harm come to Gabby's husband or crew. Because, if you do, I will still believe in you, but I will call you a shitheeled motherfucker for the rest of my days.