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Almost all of the Romney proposals that could on any planet be described as "specific" (you have to be very generous but sometimes it's possible to get there) are things that Obama is already doing or has done.

Some Romney's campaign all comes down to two things: first, trust him, and second, he's so much more inherently awesome than the black guy that he can do the same thing and get better results.

In other words, he's building his campaign on a pile of trash in the clouds.

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Some of us are guys, you know...

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I take your point, but *cough*louiegohmert*cough*.

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Oh you sweet innocent thing, you, thinking Presidential debates are about content and substance and not merely who looks and sounds more "Presidential" (whatever that's supposed to mean).

What was "BAD" about it was "He looked a little tired and stressed." That's the only measure most voters use, and therefore the only measure the media are interested in.

Meanwhile, Romney looked and sounded confident telling his 27 lies (by ThinkProgress' count), and therefore his performance was "good".

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<blockquote>There there</blockquote> <blockquote>How goes it</blockquote>

Hopefully a shitload better than it went for Snowden. Don't fucking do that to me again!

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In the style of Old Handsome Joe?

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Yeah, what are the odds that somewhere down the line we'll discover that "his wife" owns the phonesex line?

Because Gov. Scott's already forgotten more about grifting than the entire Palin clan will ever know.

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His new strategy is to tell the base to fuck themselves, and hope that they assume he's lying now but was telling the truth in the primaries, while at the same time hoping the "moderates" assume he was lying in the primaries and telling the truth now.

Anyone who would knowingly vote for a liar should probably spend all election day fucking themselves and NOT VOTE.

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I donated to all of those except Sherrod, who's awesome of course, but appeared at the time to have his race well under control (I see the polls have tightened since), so he narrowly lost out to Mazie Hirono when I made the final cut.

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'brecht-tubing' was worth it though.

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Indeed he did... and when they fled, the girls decided to fuck him... literally.

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i heard romney spouting this crap this morning - seriously grossed me out.

and by this afternoon all the majors were covering the mom. now bbc has mom.

this guy is SUCH a tool.

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as you all know i am a lily livered miss who freaks right the fuck out when obama wears the wrong color tie (which he never really does). this week has been hell. then i read Hendrik Hertzberg's crushing analysis of the debates and want to slit my wrists.

However, he does provide a spot-on assessment of romney which isn't necessarily any comfort:

"All the evidence indicates that Romney has no “core beliefs” beyond a gauzy assumption that the business of America is business and an unshakable, utterly sincere conviction that he, Mitt Romney, ought to be President, deserves to be President, and, for the sake of the country, must be President."

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heck of bad closing statement brownie.

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jesus people that wasn't a decembrist's concert.

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that was more fun than listening to the pledge drive.

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