Merry Christmas Eve, unless you're a non-believer, in which case "may Satan have mercy on your tortured soul." Let's pray that this year Joseph finds a nice Howard Johnson or something so that he doesn't have to spend another Christmas trapped in a manure stable with his manipulative teenage bride who
I dunno, if teenage girls are anything like I remember teenage boys in the sack, I'd give it a pass until they're at least 25. It's the difference between someone making their first piece of (burnt) toast and a nice loaf of ciabatta.
(I do not refer to all those engaged in the manufacture of dairy products in Wisconsin, but rather all those involved in propagating cheesy displays of mind-numbing sentimentality.)
I dunno, if teenage girls are anything like I remember teenage boys in the sack, I'd give it a pass until they're at least 25. It's the difference between someone making their first piece of (burnt) toast and a nice loaf of ciabatta.
Truly, blessed are the cheesemakers.
(I do not refer to all those engaged in the manufacture of dairy products in Wisconsin, but rather all those involved in propagating cheesy displays of mind-numbing sentimentality.)
Wisconsin - come for the virgins, stay for the beer!
Or is that, come for the beer, stay for the virgins?