The White House gathered the press this morning as usual and just passed out the president's birth certificate. And then that was it. It's here. The full thing. Long-form. Signed by the doctor. Etc. President Obama finally just asked Hawaii for the thing, and Hawaii finally just gave it to him. According to the document, no twin or triplet was born. The mother had no occupation. Her residence was not a farm or plantation. Here it is. The president of the United States has given into the trolls. What do you even say at a moment like this? "The President’s hope is that with this step, we can move on to debating the bigger issues that matter to the American people and the future of the country." He's right: issues like, why did it take three whole days for his mother to sign the birth certificate? What are these strange "x" marks and penciled-in numbers everywhere? And why did it take somebody so powerful so long to buy a fake long-form birth certificate?
RedState&#039;s Erik son of Erik sez: <i>Barack Obama is going to release his long form birth certificate. <b>For several years now, he has used this issue as a way to paint those who oppose him as crazy, racist extremists.</b></i>
So if you&#039;re a loon, this just makes room for another conspiracy theory. If you&#039;re one of those wishy-washy idiots who thought, &quot;I don&#039;t really know, but maybe there&#039;s something to it.&quot; you shrug and say, &quot;Okay, whatever.&quot; If you&#039;re a commie, it&#039;s &quot;Damn it, Obama, stop caving!!!!&quot; Personally, I think he knows it won&#039;t convince the loons, but it&#039;ll mollify the idiots, and let the Republican party sink deeper an deeper into Trumpian lunacy.
For die-hard birthers, it will obviously be taken as a fake because no further information is given about the mother or father like whether they are also brother, sister, or cousin.
If only he had an Amiga 500, he could see it in 4096 colors (H.A.M. mode only)
RedState&#039;s Erik son of Erik sez: <i>Barack Obama is going to release his long form birth certificate. <b>For several years now, he has used this issue as a way to paint those who oppose him as crazy, racist extremists.</b></i>
Hey, he&#039;s an organ donor!
I wish Donald Chump has demanded Mr. Obama explain the lyrics to &quot;Whiter Shade of Pale.&quot;
Cool song - but I&#039;ve never been able to figure out what the hell they are singing about.
deanbooth: &quot;Swift-Birthing&quot; is very good. Is that original? WIN !!!
Jack: Your questions were satire - but the right wing nutz are &#039;way beyond that.
Sadly, this website claims to be serious: <a href="http://thesussmanshow.wordp..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://thesussmanshow.wordpress.com/2011/04/27/pr...">http://thesussmanshow.wordp...
And you thought you were makin&#039; this stuff up!
<i>a parliamentary-style move </i>
a P-Funk move? Maybe a spaceship descending on stage?
Gives new meaning to &quot;Bible Spice&quot; now doesn&#039;t it?
yeah!! now they will be quiet.
right?
yes.
I think that&#039;s the point. Let them keep baying about birf certificuts.
So if you&#039;re a loon, this just makes room for another conspiracy theory. If you&#039;re one of those wishy-washy idiots who thought, &quot;I don&#039;t really know, but maybe there&#039;s something to it.&quot; you shrug and say, &quot;Okay, whatever.&quot; If you&#039;re a commie, it&#039;s &quot;Damn it, Obama, stop caving!!!!&quot; Personally, I think he knows it won&#039;t convince the loons, but it&#039;ll mollify the idiots, and let the Republican party sink deeper an deeper into Trumpian lunacy.
I&rsquo;m predicting this will lower the percent of birthers in the Republican Party by about 0.000052%.
For die-hard birthers, it will obviously be taken as a fake because no further information is given about the mother or father like whether they are also brother, sister, or cousin.