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If only he had an Amiga 500, he could see it in 4096 colors (H.A.M. mode only)

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RedState's Erik son of Erik sez: <i>Barack Obama is going to release his long form birth certificate. <b>For several years now, he has used this issue as a way to paint those who oppose him as crazy, racist extremists.</b></i>

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Hey, he's an organ donor!

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I wish Donald Chump has demanded Mr. Obama explain the lyrics to "Whiter Shade of Pale."

Cool song - but I've never been able to figure out what the hell they are singing about.

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deanbooth: "Swift-Birthing" is very good. Is that original? WIN !!!

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Jack: Your questions were satire - but the right wing nutz are 'way beyond that.

Sadly, this website claims to be serious: <a href="http://thesussmanshow.wordp..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://thesussmanshow.wordpress.com/2011/04/27/pr...">http://thesussmanshow.wordp...

And you thought you were makin' this stuff up!

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<i>a parliamentary-style move </i>

a P-Funk move? Maybe a spaceship descending on stage?

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Gives new meaning to "Bible Spice" now doesn't it?

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yeah!! now they will be quiet.

right?

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yes.

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I think that's the point. Let them keep baying about birf certificuts.

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So if you're a loon, this just makes room for another conspiracy theory. If you're one of those wishy-washy idiots who thought, "I don't really know, but maybe there's something to it." you shrug and say, "Okay, whatever." If you're a commie, it's "Damn it, Obama, stop caving!!!!" Personally, I think he knows it won't convince the loons, but it'll mollify the idiots, and let the Republican party sink deeper an deeper into Trumpian lunacy.

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I’m predicting this will lower the percent of birthers in the Republican Party by about 0.000052%.

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For die-hard birthers, it will obviously be taken as a fake because no further information is given about the mother or father like whether they are also brother, sister, or cousin.

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