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Nah, they're too busy wringing their hands over gay marriage.

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Like when Paula Dean admitted to using that word to refer to black Americans and then claimed that didn't make her a racist. YES, you stupid woman, that is exactly racist behavior!

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You forgot uneducated and willfully ignorant. But you are right, I'm enjoying this, too. The fact that they are up to, what now, a dozen candidates, shows how far gone the GOP is.

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And start by bulldozing AT LEAST half the expressways in Atlanta.

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Teletubbies can be TERRIFYING when you're on mushrooms though. Why is there a baby in the sun and what is it laughing about?!?!

Or so I have heard...

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Sound like the work of a Ding Dong.

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and the goatee he rode in on.

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Yes & they also grow up too damn fast, making old people out of us. I advised my two sons never to have children (after they already did) because they age you. Now they know what I meant. =)

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This week needed a LOT more Donna Rose pictures. Or kitteh pictures. Or Donna Rose with kittehs pictures.

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Here's to an upcoming week of gun nuts wounding, but not seriously injuring, themselves, 2 The Donald's hair stories, 10 out of 12? 14+? GOP candidates deep throating some sort of phallic food, 2 sex scandals, 3 schadenfreude, 11 out of touch candidate statements, 23 Florida fiascos, and at least 5 Nice Times.

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Please correct me if I have this wrong, but this past week was great because the wingnutters went totally ghey over Charleston stuffing Southern California assholes into Donald Trump's mouth hole?

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I was just taking a break from hours of trying to dispose of mail which filled my in-basket at work. I found yet another Florida anomaly in a case report of a landscaper who contracted leprosy from an armadillo. I just donated to your blog so DON'T DISAPPOINT ME! (in other words, keep those penis and vag jokes flowing (hee hee, flowing, like Santorum...Aw mang, I just rooned it thinking about its asshole namesake....)

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Happy Father's Day to all you Wonker dads.

/ heads out with the missus to picnic with sons, sig others, and grandbabies ranging from 4 - 24.

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What happened to the thing about how watching cat videos is good for you?

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...to all the fellow father out there HAPPY FATHERS DAY(and my condolences)

To those of you without children, I have this word of advice:

Imagine the shittiest boss you have ever had...and then multiply that by ten. I long for the days that I could sit down on my couch in my boxers and watch "The Walking Dead" without having a miniature adorable and cute dictator DEMANDING that we watch "Doc McStuffins" or "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse"!!! You have been warned

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