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eddi-SABH's avatar

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Whatcha doin'? Can I watch? Can I play too? I'm bored. Let's play leap dog instead."

Runfastandwin's avatar

The dog likes the truck

and that’s a fact

he’ll ride all day

front or backt

Whale Chowder's avatar

"Be vewwy vewwy quiet! I'm huntin' wabbits!"

Also the last vid in your post needed a "LEEROY JENKINS!!!" at the critical moment.

Zyxomma's avatar

I know the video was cute and we all enjoyed it. However, cats allowed outdoors are serial killers of birds. We love our cats dearly, but they do not go outside unless they're being transported in a cat carrier. We love our dogs, too, and all the cats and dogs love each other.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Not to mention it’s not safe for the cats, from cars, coyotes, accidental poisoning, aggressive dogs, and psychopathic humans.

We don’t let our dogs roam outside unsupervised anymore (like was common when I was a kid), at least in most urban areas, for the same reason.

Makes no more sense and is no more responsible than letting a two or three year old child play outside unattended.

And when somebody tells me that they let their cat out because “it’s natural for them to be outside”, let alone “healthy”, what I hear them really saying is “I don’t like cleaning the litter box”.

SkeptiKC's avatar

paul and I maintain the same standards. We also won't have our cats declawed because I see it as the deliberate mutilation of an animal. Ripper has a carpeted cat tower and toys he may claw to his feline heart's content, but he does NOT sharpen his claws on the living room furniture.

mtn_socialist's avatar

Yeah, I hate when that happens...

weejee's avatar

That kitteh has dogged determination!

Snarfyguy's avatar

Stealthy approach to tarp ruined!

Babe Paley's avatar

This reminds me of the reverse of my MiL's dog and one of her cats. The dog just hangs out and the cat LOVES her dog. Climbing on Dog, grooming Dog, always very gentle, but so weird. It's a good thing the dog's basically a throw pillow and very rarely objects to all-day adulation.

helenasgarden's avatar

"Yeehaw!!! Ride 'em kitties!" Sez rodeo trainee.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

That poor cat has been through a lot and it shows.

Bess Carrick's avatar

Bagels of Doom . Your comment is hilarious. 👏 I had such a good laugh.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"CARL! YOU'RE NOT HELPING, CARL!"

Warren's avatar

😂😂😂😂

Menotsure's avatar

Whenever he goes hunting

He finds this little pup

Never fails to jump right in

And fuck the whole thing up.

The puppy isn't stupid though

Hunting ain't his goal

He just happens to truly know

That kibble comes in bowls.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Is that cat stalking... a garbage truck?

(watches 5 more times)

Well, a truck of some kind, anyway.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

OK, I watched the one where the dog startles the hell out of the enrapt cats and they all levitate three times. I might watch it again.

Rea T's avatar

Three times in a row already and snort laughed every time. Might watch a few more just for good measure.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Our kitteh, now departed, used to do this around the animal witching hour (5 to 6 pm in our humble abode). And he just couldn’t stop himself from stalking near the (always?) napping dog. Sorry kitteh, but we literally couldn’t stop tiny canine rager neither nor. This cute little video is … a video. FAFO. We hope he has all the best stalking space in kitteh heaven.

Jamoche's avatar

Cat: “Hey, I’m stalking here!”

eddi-SABH's avatar

Jeff's article made my whole week. His photo selections are howlers (yippers if you're a fox). The nurse and the soldier holding vital necessities for His Senility caused me to feel sorry for those who get assigned to duty around him rather than sucking up for treats.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Muskrat has been cranking his racist rhetoric past 11 in recently months. Which raises the question, was he always like this and just kept it hidden until he was rich enough not to give a fuck or did turning Xitter into a far-right echo chamber reinforce and amplify his already racist views?

eddi-SABH's avatar

Like a lot of tech bros, he sensed the smell on the wind and realized Trump is their best hope for an autocratic technocracy with a thin layer of religious fundamentalism to act as a fig leaf.

Revenant's avatar

I have never seen that movie. Since my divorce shows about romance do not attract me.

Sherry's avatar

Boy Harmeet and Muskrat are just truly awful, horrible, miserable people. Musk needs to be deported for his extremism and hate speech.

eddi-SABH's avatar

RSA doesn't want him back.

Mark's avatar

Yeah good time of year to skip Atlanta - high of 94 yesterday but "Feels like" 105. This will be par for the course until mid-September.

AJ Milne's avatar

‘… Most Senate Democrats except for the usual good ones, in order to “honor Lindsey Graham” hahahahaha horck, just voted to give Trump vague tariff authority, supposedly for sanctions on Russia and Iran but in no way limited to that?…’

Jesus fuck that’s…

Unwise is putting it gently.

Handing matches to a known pyromaniac.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Two comments about Fairytale of New York.

1. Lisa O'Niell nailed it.

2. That is by FAR my favorite Xmas song. So much so that at a work party for my wife which had a "dress as your favorite Christmas Carol" theme ... I went dressed as Shane McGowan. They didn't get it. ;-)

CalOldBlue's avatar

For Hansard's funeral: while The Pogues are the obvious choice, I'm gonna go with Dropkick Murphys.

tek's avatar

Let me just say, with all due respect, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑑𝑔𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑟 𝑂𝑝𝑒𝑛𝐴𝐼 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝐿𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝐴𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑛𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑠 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑚𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑠ℎ, 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟.

[𝐴𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑛𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟'𝑠 𝑓𝑢𝑛𝑑] 𝑆𝑖𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝐴𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑓𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑜 𝑜𝑓 𝐴𝐼 𝑖𝑛𝑓𝑟𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝑆𝐾 𝐻𝑦𝑛𝑖𝑥 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝐴𝑑𝑜𝑏𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑝𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑.

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑤 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑎𝑠 $45 𝑏𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝐽𝑢𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑘 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑, 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑟.

Wonder if they used AI to come up with their 'winning' strategy..

Rags's avatar

"Build more of us! You'll make bank! What could possibly go wrong?!"

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Not sure why, but the head gif puts me in mind of Miller (how he sees himself) and Vance (how the rest of the world sees him)

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Rebecca. We're looking forward to seeing you in Cleveland next month; last time we saw you in person we were not yet a couple, let alone married and retired. Ta, Martini. I made the flowery green tea while darling husband Meccalopolis made luscious fruit bowls. Now he's sautéing the bolete neither of us has tasted ever for mushroom toast. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. We love and appreciate you all and we bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace.

Please, please stay safe. Wear a mask or two, wash your hands, sanitize when you cannot wash and let the sanitizer dry completely, stop touching your face, take Vitamin D, get a booster shot six months after your last and catch up on any other vaccines you need (and if there are children in your life, make sure they're vaccinated also, too), avoid indoor and crowded outdoor gatherings and when you must meet, remove masks only to eat, drink, and take quick photos, and stay the fuck away from us and anyone with whom you do not share a roof. Do this because you love yourself, and because we love you, too. Do this in memory of 27 Club member Treg and heroic Tony, Holly's pilot friend, among nearly eight million dead worldwide. Do this to honor the nurses and other frontline medical personnel (we adore you, all medicos of Wonkette, active and retired), especially ICU Hera Mrs Land Shark, RN. Stay safe.

Slava Ukraini. 🌻🇺🇦💙💛

Meccalopolis's avatar

I love you, darling. Have a great day, friends!

Robin L'Etoile's avatar

Hey all! When you are in Windsor Mass, shoot out to Northfield and have a beer with me! The Brewery at Four Star Farm! https://www.fourstarbeer.com/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXYIbwvQdhw

Trump's Goodbye To Graham, No More Missiles In Iran? & Trump Bombs His Monologue! | VODCAST

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

How about that 1.5% 2nd quarter GDP growth?!? So much winning!