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That <i>would</i> be awesome. (sighs) But my work is here, in the wonkette comment shop.

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Are you suggesting I jumped the snark?

I would agree with you regarding the second half. The first half? Not so much.

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Hey Emmmy (can I call you Emmy? cause it just works with your handle), borrowing this older reply to ask: Do U member all the handles from last Sat?

I feel stupid, but all I've got is: Yourself, BSFD, STP, Nostrild, APinkPoodle, Weej, TampNDirtDown. But I'm drawing a blank after that. Shoulda noted them down. There were also some that I remember seeing arrive who stayed nearer the stairs, but didn't ever get intros. Did you catch any of their IDs? Tanx muchly. Cheers.

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OK, still missing somebody from the party-extended crew. There were 2 womenz & 5 boyezzs by my count. You and BSFD; then BOV, LHE, STP, <i>mystery man who was sitting to my left at Mona's (at the wall end of the table as opposed to the door end)</i>, and myself. So <i>whodat</i>?

EDIT: sorry, <i>6</i> boyezzs, left out JWdzntC. There - I just created a handle for you Jon. No more bloody excuses.

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And many performances are better in front of a live audience. Where can I get tickets?

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Exactly...it would like me announcing that I'm left handed. Always have been...always will be.

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<i>Scientists announce that water is wet.</i>

...and so is Anderson, Hey-O! [rimshot]

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You should send that in to Readers Digest. They have a page for people like you.

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Dammit, that was going to be my line!

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A whole page for Douglas Adams quotes? Cool :)

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I'm going to assume that you know that mine is a quote too... Oh and now that I see the dolphins at the top of the page, I hear "So long, and thanks for all the fish"

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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

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Actually, she came out in her book <i>Drift</i>. She's a smart, sexy woman, who knows how to make excellent cocktails

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Well, it presumably wasn't "Let's All Kill Constance".

Any of <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ray_Bradbury_bibliography" target="_blank">these</a>?

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Memo to the Wonkette Headline Writer:

People don't "admit" to being gay. And they don't "confess," either.

"Acknowledge" would be ok. "State." Or even, I suppose, "confirm."

But, please, not "admit."

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There's a good chance that Anderson, as a CNN personality, got this scoop wrong.

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