Anderson Cooper is keeping his job at CNN, at least until Larry King shows up at his studios with a gun and Cooper decides it's no longer worth it to interview terror-baby activists and hilarious homophobe assistant attorneys general. But he is also getting a daytime talk show,
He could do a whole year of shows just based on his Vanderbilt heritage. Starting how his grandfather Reggie pretty much blew his entire fortune on wine, women and gambling until his liver exploded. How his great aunt kidnapped his mother. And how his cheapskate great grandma Alice sold off the family mansion so it could be torn down to build Bergdorf's.
He could do a whole year of shows just based on his Vanderbilt heritage. Starting how his grandfather Reggie pretty much blew his entire fortune on wine, women and gambling until his liver exploded. How his great aunt kidnapped his mother. And how his cheapskate great grandma Alice sold off the family mansion so it could be torn down to build Bergdorf's.
Good times, good times.