American blog owner Andrew Breitbart is dead. He was 43 years old, and reportedly died of "natural causes" in Los Angeles early this morning. We knew Breitbart -- "we," meaning many of us who have written for Wonkette, including young Riley Waggaman, pictured above at left -- and he was a pleasant enough goofball in person. Breitbart was also a talented writer of headlines (it really is an art!) who worked anonymously for many years as Matt Drudge's assistant on the West Coast. What he is known for today is the vile collection of websites that includes "Big Government," and his rambling, slurring appearances on broadcast media.
That reminds me of a boss I once had. She had taken very ill and was actually at death&#039;s door. Now, you have to understand that there was no love lost between the two of us. A co-worker was surprised when I asked to kept in the loop about the death and funeral. She wondered why I would go to the funeral - simple, how else could I confirm she was dead? Hell, I&#039;d even bring my own mirror to be sure. Plus hammer and stakes, of course.<br /><br />---
Agreed on the kids and wife. Also, he was a youngish dude. Who knows, maybe he would have found personal redemption in time. It can happen. I had a landlord that was vehemently homophobic until one of his kids came out...he then did a 180...plus, it caused him to rethink nearly all of his previous beliefs. He was still kind of a dick, but a much nicer dick.
Tell me he smoked and drank. I don&#039;t smoke, but I&#039;m bigger than he was, plus I drink. I&#039;m having a good day and I don&#039;t want to die tonight.
...we all know &quot;natural causes&quot; for a conservative means, asphyxiating on a ball-gag while strapped to a basement wall with electric nipple clamps and 12 in steel studded dildo stuffed up his ass!!! Too soon?!
maybe he just like to like that. look awful and not sanitary :)http://rumahgamiscantik.com
That reminds me of a boss I once had. She had taken very ill and was actually at death&#039;s door. Now, you have to understand that there was no love lost between the two of us. A co-worker was surprised when I asked to kept in the loop about the death and funeral. She wondered why I would go to the funeral - simple, how else could I confirm she was dead? Hell, I&#039;d even bring my own mirror to be sure. Plus hammer and stakes, of course.<br /><br />---
Oh...and Anne Coulter.
Now...if the childless (thank GOD!) Rush would keel over, you folks in DC would be able to hear my peals of laughter.
...safe words are for liberals and the French!
Agreed on the kids and wife. Also, he was a youngish dude. Who knows, maybe he would have found personal redemption in time. It can happen. I had a landlord that was vehemently homophobic until one of his kids came out...he then did a 180...plus, it caused him to rethink nearly all of his previous beliefs. He was still kind of a dick, but a much nicer dick.
Tell me he smoked and drank. I don&#039;t smoke, but I&#039;m bigger than he was, plus I drink. I&#039;m having a good day and I don&#039;t want to die tonight.
...or a colostomy bag
Sometimes the last laugh is a good substitute for justice. Sometimes.
Damn...I should go register BigFuneral,com right now.
...ouch! What was the safe word again?!
...damn, beat me too it!!!
...we all know &quot;natural causes&quot; for a conservative means, asphyxiating on a ball-gag while strapped to a basement wall with electric nipple clamps and 12 in steel studded dildo stuffed up his ass!!! Too soon?!
...why does that photo remind me of &quot;Harry Potter&quot;?!