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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The eyes! The eyes! Do this, look at the whole picture...Riley's expression is one of surprised good humor. Now, move the picture so that only his eyes show. Note the expression is now one of "OMFG - What is Father Flanagan doing back there?!)"

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chascates's avatar

I'm guessing Breitbart smelled like cabbage, dirty socks, and Pabst Blue Ribbon?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I know I’ve said this before; Waggaman deserves a raise, but not the kind that Andrew (No Lube) Breitbart is thinking about giving him.

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PsycWench's avatar

Riley musta missed those signs "Free Prostate Exams Today!"

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Where's the top hat?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I don't think that will do. I'm thinking that a bleach plunge and an exorcism will be the only things that will get our sweet young intern clean again (is he still an intern?)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I have to say in a completely non-snarky, platonic, detached internet manner, that I love you all. I was feeling all bummed for having the racist piece of shit in my office. In my mind I'm thinking, "Dude...I sell insurance...I don't CARE about your thoughts on Mexicans and Blacks. You exist for on reason and one reason only...to give me money." Fucker left without buying anything. That being said, I got many laughs from the comments here and I feel better now.

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chascates's avatar

So he closed one eye and farted.

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