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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>Sour grapes on Andy's Little part.</i>

Please!! NO FURTHER ALLUSIONS WHATSOEVER TO THE TASTE OR COLOR OF ANDREW BREITBART'S BALLSACK

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The Quirk's avatar

Like a brave soldier throwing himself on a live grenade to save his comrades.

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102415's avatar

There is just every kind of crazy there. They do hate the Paultards for some strange reason I can't figure out. They have an excuse for everything else.

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102415's avatar

Is it just me but doesn't that thing look like it's not attached right? I hope Mister Wolfe-Breitbart wasn't using a detachable penis he bought on 2nd Avenue. That's how Sarah got the hookworms!

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Fartknocker's avatar

Brietbart is just envious because he's had a lot of cock in his ass and that one most likely nicely. Now I don't know this, as it is only conjuncture on my part, which is apropos for this situation.

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102415's avatar

He's an atheist. It's his nut bag followers that claim to be religious.

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102415's avatar

I'm pretty sure we get to cut off his dick if we can find it. Stuffing the little meat bit in his mouth would be only if he wasn't sorry.

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fuflans's avatar

or get laid.

if anyone would...

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Some people are born to be Weiners. Others have weiners thrust upon them.

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fuflans's avatar

maybe there wouldn't BE a scandal if our representatives just stayed off fucking twitter and, i don't know, created some jobs or something.

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fuflans's avatar

say!! wasn't eric cantor ALSO the rep whose office was shot up (ish)? why do people pick on eric cantor so?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

When even Drudge appears to be saying "Nah, I think I'll pass on this one," you know the ice is rapidly giving way under your feet.

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chascates's avatar

Apropos of something, what should be the punishment for editing videos, images, and emails to incite the wingnuts?

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