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It is a fur, fur better thing that I do, than have Nair be done.

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I like helping :)

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Somewhere = the nursing home

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It would be unseemly for it to just flap in the wind, I know the feeling.

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And, of course, you can see your back.

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Bear says: "Redundant".

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A dog can lick it's own junk... what does that remind me of? Oh yeah! Andrew Sullivan oversharing about his ample dingus sheath.

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WTF does he know about how "ample" it was? Did his parents save it in a jar?

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Congratulations, you have discovered this one weird trick to ensure your readers lose 20 pounds. Mainly by not wanting to touch any food for a week, but still.

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And here everyone has been looking for Bigfoot, when they should have been looking for Bigschmuck, instead.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.9news.com.au\/world\/2014\/08\/06\/12\/37\/bear-walks-on-back-legs-like-a-human" target="_blank">Real Bear</a>

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Worst episode of "Sex and the City" ever.

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Oh Sully. Sully, Sully, Sully. He's really going absolutely bonkers behind that paywall of his, isn't he?

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So people <i>pay</i> for access to Sully's website? Makes you wonder how much your own fantasies and idle erotic musings might be worth.

You know, when I was a teenager, my freshman English teacher Miss Mahoney was smokin' hawt. Let me explain.....

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You sure "pretty" wasn't a fallback compliment, for lack of anything else nice to say?

/flee

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My dear old Grand-daddy used to have a saying about how clumsy I was when I was a wee tot and for some reason visions of a cub bear trying to play with his peter with boxing gloves on comes to mind

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