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That pic up top? He looks just like Kyle Rittenhouse. A few tears, and they could be twins.

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PUTZ......

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If there's anywhere in the world where curses might work, Romania is near the top of the list

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Is this what testosterone poisoning looks like?

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What I find astonishing is that a man with that chin has been able to set himself up as an alpha male. He looks like Barney Fife's mean little brother.

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May 31·edited May 31

Being an actual alpha male is like "fight club." If you're actually an alpha you don't have to constantly keep telling people in a crude attempt to fool them into thinking you're an alpha. ;)

All these dude bro fakers are just insecure narcissist man-children who couldn't be pissed to actually cultivate the kind of redeeming traits as a person that actually make you genuinely attractive to women and your peers.

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One thing that drives me crazy about these worthless fucks is that every single picture of them shows them with their mouths open. Because they NEVER. SHUT. UP.

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He SAID he'd donate money ... but I highly doubt he ever will. Like Trump, Tate cares about Tate and Tate only. Likely doesn't even care about his brother, except to make sure his brother doesn't sell him out for leniency. The "man" is a worm and a snake.

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"The "man" is a worm and a snake."

And that is a vicious slander on worms AND snakes both of which do good things for the world.

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My corn snake Maize and Box Python Cleo thank you for defending their virtue.

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OK, I'll grant you that one.

Andrew Tate is a pusculent canker on humanity.

No snakes or worms were shaded in that assessment

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Yep, thinking that too.

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I love this for him!

Well unfortunately for him he was too busy thinking he was superior to actually DO his own research. The sowing was lots of fun, reaping not so much!

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This will not end well for Tate, something he richly deserves.

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"He had hoped to be allowed to travel so long as he stayed in the Schengen Zone...."

Snort....you said Schengen.

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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Gee, perhaps Andrew might want to lick a finger and see which way the wind is blowing, after all if an ex-President can find himself a convicted felon then maybe his shtick of being an above-the-law badass isn't going to offer much in the way of protection.

Fuck Andrew Tate and Fuck Ted Cruz

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F.T.C.

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Wow. sounds like Andrew Tate is seriously fucked. Anyway…what's for lunch?

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For Andrew...a big shit sandwich.

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"Except the Romanian Constitution has exceptions for situations in which one is awaiting trial, just like in the United States"...Except that Romania enforces them...When the US justice system could learn something from the Romanian justice system, SOMETHING is VERY wrong

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Years ago, there was some other PUA asshole who ran his mouth about assaulting women in Japan. The general consensus among sane people was that it was all Canadian-girlfriend shit because no way the police there would have let him get away with anything like that IRL.

Unfortunately, this Tate seems to have done more than talk. And now it has more serious consequences. FAFO, literally.

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He has done way more

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OMG! I had no idea how much he looks like Kyle Rittenhouse!

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I guess he shaved his beard.

I have no idea if there's any validity to the relationship between facial ratios and aggression, but both those guys look a bit like they got their pusses punched in.

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