That Aristocratic Visage! The Baronial Hair! The lips, in a Pout Superiore! He looks like you've just asked him the time of day and in response he's about to strike you with the soft end of the pistol.
The show’s remaining correspondents have since begun to question their own futures at the decorated program: Correspondents Bill Whitaker, Lesley Stahl, and Jon Wertheim reportedly held an hourlong meeting Wednesday on the matter, according to Status. Stahl’s contract has already expired, and it is not clear if it will be renewed. Three sources that spoke to the outlet shared that Whitaker is considering his options and might leave on his own accord. Anderson Cooper already left by his own volition last month.
Shit, just have a handsome vibrant young white couple read from Trump's "Truths" aloud for an hour while the screen behind them runs a slideshow of Trump and his Trophies and Trump in poses both seductive and various.
Donald Trump confirmed on Thursday that the troubled Freedom 250 concert series, in honor of the nation’s 250th anniversary, is off, and will be replaced by what he called “A Rally to end all Rallies”, featuring himself.
Writing on his social media platform, Trump announced the rally, with a prominent dig at the many musical artists who dropped out of the concert series last week when they realized it would be closely associated with him.
“We don’t want singers with no talent, but big fees to put you to sleep, we’ve told them all to stay home,” Trump wrote. “All we want is you, me, a few speakers, and the Greatest Music ever played, the same Music you have listened to for years!”
The president then explained that the featured musical performers would be two of the same artists who regularly perform at his rallies: “Lee Greenwood introducing me with what has turned out to be one of the Greatest Hits of All Time, GOD BLESS THE U.S.A., and the amazing Christopher Macchio, who will sing Nessun Dorma, Hallelujah, Ave Maria, God Bless America, and others”.
The rally will also feature musical performers from the US military, the president said, “PLUS a fine and highly dignified gentleman known as, President DONALD J. TRUMP!”
There’s really only one way to guarantee that this is the rally to end all rallies. And maybe the high heat and high humidity will help with that guarantee.
Which is to say, he has spent his whole life 100% devoted to bringing someone exactly like Trump to the highest altar of the Republican party. Bolton screwed himself. He must hate himself as much as anyone who has ever voted Republicans hates themselves.
Simba, it is not to worry. Your fans aren't totally abandoning you and LF for those young whippersnappers. We have hearts large enough to embrace all four of you.
I would bet it is the same thing my grandfather called them. I remember Mom telling us very strictly to only call them Brazil nuts (and not to even bother trying to crack them open, cause they weren't very tasty).
Gov. Ron DeSantis built his political brand by railing against illegal immigration, "woke" ideology and progressive tax reforms. Now, as he campaigns to slash property taxes, the term-limited Republican is selling a new message more commonly associated with the political left: Let the rich pay more.
DeSantis has increasingly embraced that message as he pushes a sweeping overhaul of Florida's property tax system, arguing that wealthy snowbirds, investors and owners of luxury properties should shoulder more of the tax burden so that homesteaded Floridians can pay less — or eventually nothing at all.
"Tax someone rich. If some billionaire from Brazil is buying, tax them. Good, that's fine with me," he said last week. "I'm looking out for the Floridians here."
"Those Canadian snowbirds can cover it!" ... the same Canadian snowbirds that have been rapidly selling off their properties in FL..
And he's gotten the yee-haws all on board with this NO PROPERTY TAX bullshit, and the cities and counties are saying "WTF?" .. people won't be happy when they are paying $100/wk for trash pickup (just one example)..
Since I'm on a bedside watch and not much going on, I'm going to stick my thumb in the soup so to say (I edited that, you're welcome) and say Platner can support progressive Democratic politics from the sidelines for a few years, maybe get elected to state office or to the House. And there's nothing stopping him from going on the road in the coming months to support whoever the Dem winds up being, or even to lean on them to shift left, and of course to savage Collins. But too many red flags, too much ego, even allowing for Republican fuckery and normal politician traits. And a Senate run shouldn't be a part of someone's therapy. To be sure, if Maine Democrats reach a different conclusion, I'm pretty sure it will work out, he'll probably be a reliable progressive Democrat and won't do a Fetterman. But he's young, what's the hurry.
So, throw your shoes and rotten fruit now, I'm ready. Won't respond though.
If he turns out to be a snake in the grass we're all stuck with him for 6 years.
Maybe he won't be a Fetterman, but he hasn't demonstrated excellent judgement just in the run up and early days of his campaign, which gives one pause.
"All traces of President Donald Trump’s name must be scrubbed from the Kennedy Center by June 12—two days before his 80th birthday."
I hope we get to see video of the de-Trumpification (aka the deshittening) of the Kennedy Center.
Now he's trying to chisel his name into Abraham Lincoln's grave.
My $100 says Andy Ogles gay porn.
A review of his browser history would be instructive.
That's a sucker bet.
That Aristocratic Visage! The Baronial Hair! The lips, in a Pout Superiore! He looks like you've just asked him the time of day and in response he's about to strike you with the soft end of the pistol.
Meanwhile at what's left of 60 Minutes...
The show’s remaining correspondents have since begun to question their own futures at the decorated program: Correspondents Bill Whitaker, Lesley Stahl, and Jon Wertheim reportedly held an hourlong meeting Wednesday on the matter, according to Status. Stahl’s contract has already expired, and it is not clear if it will be renewed. Three sources that spoke to the outlet shared that Whitaker is considering his options and might leave on his own accord. Anderson Cooper already left by his own volition last month.
https://newrepublic.com/post/211397/new-60-minutes-boss-salary-top-staff-quitting
Shit, just have a handsome vibrant young white couple read from Trump's "Truths" aloud for an hour while the screen behind them runs a slideshow of Trump and his Trophies and Trump in poses both seductive and various.
Joe Rogaine will bring in the kids.
It's a disgrace, Ogles going after Trump like that.
Sheesh, what a loser.
𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝟐𝟓𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 '𝐀 𝐑𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐑𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬', 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟
Donald Trump confirmed on Thursday that the troubled Freedom 250 concert series, in honor of the nation’s 250th anniversary, is off, and will be replaced by what he called “A Rally to end all Rallies”, featuring himself.
Writing on his social media platform, Trump announced the rally, with a prominent dig at the many musical artists who dropped out of the concert series last week when they realized it would be closely associated with him.
“We don’t want singers with no talent, but big fees to put you to sleep, we’ve told them all to stay home,” Trump wrote. “All we want is you, me, a few speakers, and the Greatest Music ever played, the same Music you have listened to for years!”
The president then explained that the featured musical performers would be two of the same artists who regularly perform at his rallies: “Lee Greenwood introducing me with what has turned out to be one of the Greatest Hits of All Time, GOD BLESS THE U.S.A., and the amazing Christopher Macchio, who will sing Nessun Dorma, Hallelujah, Ave Maria, God Bless America, and others”.
The rally will also feature musical performers from the US military, the president said, “PLUS a fine and highly dignified gentleman known as, President DONALD J. TRUMP!”
[Guardian live feed]
There’s really only one way to guarantee that this is the rally to end all rallies. And maybe the high heat and high humidity will help with that guarantee.
That means there will be no more rallies after that, right?
"The rally to end all rallies."
IF that is the case, no need for further MAGA rallies. Right? Right?!?!?!?!
Hey, werds are hard.
CAMEL!!
LOL!
𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝟐𝟓𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 '𝐀 𝐑𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐑𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬', 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟
I don't think truer words have ever been written, quite honestly.
Like it was going to be anything else, ever.
Trump multi-tasking as the feature AND the bug.
I thought it was pretty good for an MSM headline myself.
Guardian live feed crew manages to snark every now and then.
That was my impression as well.
He told all the artists to stay home.
Sure, Grampy. Now let's get you 6 Big Macs and then it's sleepy times.
Dignified? Is he gonna pretend to give the mic a blowie again?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I stupidly believed that was going to move the needle.
WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDRENZ?!?!?!?!?!
Donald was probably thinking of the children when he rocked that move.
I hope he drops dead in front of the 20 people who will be there.
Any time is convenient I say.
Your lips to <insert deity of your choosing>'s ears.
As bad as the Ted Cruz curse is for Texas teams, nothing's going to beat this for the Knicks.
𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗡𝗕𝗔 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝟯 𝗶𝗻 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗼𝗿𝗸
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/48969036/trump-accepts-invite-attend-nba-finals-game-3-new-york
Could someone please set up a rotten egg stand outside the venue?
I have some over-ripe tomatoes and squash to spare.
I'd say that right now it's 51-49 that he doesn't show. I wonder how George Santos bet somebody else's money.
He set up a charity.
Of course Dolan…shitstain can’t let suffering Knicks fans have unalloyed joy every 30 years.
Hey John Bolton, that Leopard sure did a number on your Face
Leopard is still ptui ptui ptui spitting out hairs.
Truth!
Once it got past the soup strainer.
That's not for soup. That's for krill.
Whale libelz!
Poor leopard with all that mess in its mouth!
LOL!
He wrote in Reagan! He didn’t vote for this.
Which is to say, he has spent his whole life 100% devoted to bringing someone exactly like Trump to the highest altar of the Republican party. Bolton screwed himself. He must hate himself as much as anyone who has ever voted Republicans hates themselves.
Truth, love it!
Sure, I didn't vote for this guy, but I'll take a political appointment! Fucking soulless conservatives...
After watching the Crewlets come for treats, Simba decides to visit Workstation where I have grown up kitteh treats for him and LF also too.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!PpY3!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2Fee0c03a1-c479-403f-952f-8342623724d4%2F93dc7ffa-674b-4f67-89a7-9365f53198d6.jpeg
You are doing the Lord’s work Hammy.
Simba, it is not to worry. Your fans aren't totally abandoning you and LF for those young whippersnappers. We have hearts large enough to embrace all four of you.
Everyone gets treats, fair is fair.
That's true, MsEppe just handed me six Brazil nuts.
I can't tell you what my family called Brazil nuts.
I would bet it is the same thing my grandfather called them. I remember Mom telling us very strictly to only call them Brazil nuts (and not to even bother trying to crack them open, cause they weren't very tasty).
They all get treats and skritches. Lots and lots of treats, skritches, and rubbies.
DAMN
UFC fighter on PAB's UFC event
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bmzp8jUsY_M
Wow. Dude!
He gets it.
Turnip may punish him for it.
If he does, hope it’s all the headlines
100%
Now, I don't know about the rest of you, but...
Oh, forget it.
Did you break your tooth?
Maybe.
That's it.
That's all I had to say.
You mowing my lawn, Nixon?
Is that like tossing your salad?
YOU PUNK!!!
Hi Wonkets, here is your evening Zelenskyy, a good one https://www.president.gov.ua/en/news/eksport-zbroyi-maye-stati-dovgostrokovim-dzherelom-ekonomich-104765
And here is the whoa part https://www.president.gov.ua/en/news/vidkritij-list-prezidentu-rosijskoyi-federaciyi-vid-preziden-104769
oh, angie. you suck so fucking much. . .
https://www.fox7austin.com/news/ken-paxton-divorce-trial-canceled-senate-angela
Angie
Oh, Angie
I hope you fall off your biiiiike
(metaphor)
Wonder how much he paid her?
he's lucky Texas isn't an alimony state.
Right now it’s hush money
she should want discovery. he’s bound to have something hidden somewhere.
When the oligarchs lose Ron DeSantis....
***
Gov. Ron DeSantis built his political brand by railing against illegal immigration, "woke" ideology and progressive tax reforms. Now, as he campaigns to slash property taxes, the term-limited Republican is selling a new message more commonly associated with the political left: Let the rich pay more.
DeSantis has increasingly embraced that message as he pushes a sweeping overhaul of Florida's property tax system, arguing that wealthy snowbirds, investors and owners of luxury properties should shoulder more of the tax burden so that homesteaded Floridians can pay less — or eventually nothing at all.
"Tax someone rich. If some billionaire from Brazil is buying, tax them. Good, that's fine with me," he said last week. "I'm looking out for the Floridians here."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/sounds-very-mamdani-desantis-embraces-181647117.html
But, but that’s sochalizms!
No, it's not. Notice that he specified a foreign billionaire.
He is such a fucking idiot.
"Those Canadian snowbirds can cover it!" ... the same Canadian snowbirds that have been rapidly selling off their properties in FL..
And he's gotten the yee-haws all on board with this NO PROPERTY TAX bullshit, and the cities and counties are saying "WTF?" .. people won't be happy when they are paying $100/wk for trash pickup (just one example)..
TIME TO PRIVATIZE!!!
... Never thought I'd see the day I agreed with anything 'Rona Ron said. Even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut, I guess.
Another shovel, Ronny?
I really, really didn't need to watch a portion of Scott Bessent's testimony. Kinda hate that smug fucker.
not many will be ahead of him in the wall line when the revolution comes.
You are going to need a bigger wall.
Scott "the banks are fine with all this consumer credit default" Bessent..
a true man of ̷t̷h̷e̷ his people.
Look at his smile and tell me that he just didn't devour a baby.
Everyone does.
Since I'm on a bedside watch and not much going on, I'm going to stick my thumb in the soup so to say (I edited that, you're welcome) and say Platner can support progressive Democratic politics from the sidelines for a few years, maybe get elected to state office or to the House. And there's nothing stopping him from going on the road in the coming months to support whoever the Dem winds up being, or even to lean on them to shift left, and of course to savage Collins. But too many red flags, too much ego, even allowing for Republican fuckery and normal politician traits. And a Senate run shouldn't be a part of someone's therapy. To be sure, if Maine Democrats reach a different conclusion, I'm pretty sure it will work out, he'll probably be a reliable progressive Democrat and won't do a Fetterman. But he's young, what's the hurry.
So, throw your shoes and rotten fruit now, I'm ready. Won't respond though.
He seems to be Teflon and it's good to get all this crap out early.
Those are fair points.
If he turns out to be a snake in the grass we're all stuck with him for 6 years.
Maybe he won't be a Fetterman, but he hasn't demonstrated excellent judgement just in the run up and early days of his campaign, which gives one pause.