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i don't know, as poledancers go, she (and pitt) has been very very laid back in the past few years.

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exactly how i feel. though i barely have any boobs to begin with so no one would really notice.

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the more times goes by, the less angelina jolie appears the crazy train wreck and the more she appears one really cool chick who might be actually using her celebrity to some effect.

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True - the issue is the ethics of getting "insured" only when you're just about to get $50,000 worth of treatment. (Obamacare, and the Mass. version, do away with the problem, of course.)

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I think it was Reagan that had the Butt Benghazis.

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Yeah, but I'm tired of reading about Mitch McConnell.

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Being chased around 24/7 by paparazzi is not being a publicity hound.

I think it's something of a miracle that she was able to pull this off in privacy. Did she (and Pitt) get driven around in the trunk of a car?

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Yeah, cuz that guy has had nothing but bad luck with the ladies...

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fucking cancer

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At least everyone can stop wondering if she's "had work done."

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Dear Penthouse,

I never thought it would happen to me...

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Interesting question: can you get a policy AFTER you've flunked the BRCA test?

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Insert Chris Christie joke here.

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Because if anyone needed a new set of tits, it was Angelina Jolie...

Sadly, this isn't a realistic option for most women. That's a lot of medical work to pay for, and we have all seen how well the Tea Party likes funding anything to do with the health of ladyparts.

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Sounds like her next role will be Lara Croft: Womb Raider.

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I look forward to Rush Limpblaugh's inevitable comments. He's bound to be super-classy and perceptive.

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