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Satan provides internet access to us here in hell, natch, so I was able to watch her cry-rant. Life in hell is hard but this brought a smile. --Roger Ailes

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She's looking more and more like Coulter.

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I was at that party!!!

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Ta, Evan. The only reasons I know who MK is are (1) the gross remark TFG made about her "bleeding from her wherevers" and (2) the movie about that disgusting network. I think it was called Outfoxed.

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Megyn Kelly is getting a little Norma Desmond-ish.

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With God as my witness, I did not know that Megyn Kelly had any sort of corporate-sponsored media presence.

I just figured she was doing a podcast from her she shed like Tuckums.

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I have a huge crush on both Doug and the Coach. And think their wives are fabulous.

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He is not an alpha.

There is no alpha. Jesus fuck can the alpha shit die already.

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I second this request.

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You know, for people who think Jesus is no less than God, there's a question about why anything else is "alpha."

Tell me again: just who said "I Am the Alpha?"

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Dougie is adorable!

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Megyn who?

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Aug 29·edited Aug 29

Megyn Kelly was the single most successful and popular Fox Blonde in that channel's history and had no problem spewing their lies and manufactured outrage until she decided it would be a good career move to sue Roger Ailes for sexual harassment and pretend to have a "road to woke Damascus moment" about the awfulness of Fox, getting herself a settlement and a nice NBC offer in the process. When she was (quickly) shit-canned from that, she got a Sirius XM show and a YouTube channel that has 30 million subscribers and any pretense at having sympathy for her sisters or indeed any principles at all promptly disappeared.

I expect that she is a deeply miserable bint, but not because of the content she generates. She's just selling whatever her viewers will buy, the same as she always has. There are a few Fox alums who are not totally amoral shills, but Kelly ain't one of them. Fact is, she may be the worst of a deeply shameful bunch.

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The post-Fox News trajectory appears to mimic the arc of quite a few SNL alumni.

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I think the moral ground supposedly held by Megyn and Trumpers, is actually foul smelling and sticky to the touch. Anything comparison to normal human relations both emotional and sexual relative to Trump should probably be avoided at all costs. Or not, if you enjoy being the subject of brutal mockery.

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Is MK's background SUPPOSED to look like lady parts?

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"The media is in the tank for Kamala Harris because she's a Black woman."

There. I have just summarized for you every right-wing commentary on the media, and much of the "centrist" pundit commentary as well, from now until the election, so you don't have to read any of it. You're welcome.

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"If you aren’t one of the lucky ducks Elon Musk’s algorithm believes must see every utterance belched by failed former [insert media company here] personality Megyn Kelly, consider yourself blessed. "

I am! One of those lucky ducks, that is. I make it a point to *only* *ever* read the Following tab. Even tho Twitter will automatically switch me to For You on every fresh login (along with switching me to dark mode, which I loathe). I can tell within about three tweets, tho, and switch it back. Amazingly enough, my Twitter feed has not changed too significantly in all this time.

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