Insane old man and former Wyoming Sen. Alan Simpson, of Simpson-Bowles non-fame, hates Social Security and wants to destroy it but gets really angry when you suggest that he wants to do that, or, really, when you say anything to him. He ain't got'n the patience for your politenesses and manner-likenesses, so shut the heck up already. Usually he yells, via letter, at
Barney Frank's not like Alan Simpson. Even Alan Grayson's not like Alan Simpson. Key difference? Frank and Grayson are mostly correct on the issues; I have never known Simpson to be right about anything. Also, Frank and Grayson are funny with their barbs; Simpson's just a fucking grumpy douchewad hellbent on making everyone else as miserable as he is.
Alan Simpson doesn&#039;t <em>get</em> very angry. Alan Simpson is <strong>ANGRY ALL THE TIME... RRAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGHHH</strong>
I can&#039;t wait, I have a whole folder of crotchety, pissy letters
A lotta secret grunting&#039; n humpin&#039; goes on in shepherder tents.
At least you didn&#039;t answer your own rhetorical question. That really pisses me off.
why can&#039;t we have a couple dems like this?
besides barney frank of course.
Because we hate people like this?
Barney Frank&#039;s not like Alan Simpson. Even Alan Grayson&#039;s not like Alan Simpson. Key difference? Frank and Grayson are mostly correct on the issues; I have never known Simpson to be right about anything. Also, Frank and Grayson are funny with their barbs; Simpson&#039;s just a fucking grumpy douchewad hellbent on making everyone else as miserable as he is.
Or, for the shorter version: DO NOT WANT!
Of course not. What, do you think their job is to <em>inform</em> people, or something? How charmingly na&iuml;ve.
Alan Simpson doesn&#039;t <em>get</em> very angry. Alan Simpson is <strong>ANGRY ALL THE TIME... RRAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGHHH</strong>
Simpson <strong>SMASH</strong>