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chezmoi's avatar

Don't Randy Bishops usually get shuffled off to a different diocese?

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chezmoi's avatar

Was WAAH radio already taken?

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chezmoi's avatar

I remember the first time I saw him in a movie, I think it must have been The Last Picture Show, and thought he was a weird duck even then.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Who resurrected John Brown?

Where does Linda the Nurse work and how can we get her ass fired and her license revoked? Can we at least get some good out of these hearings by rooting out the fake health care workers?

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Sojourner Beautiful Mind Box's avatar

So it was a hearing on the mental health crisis in Michigan.

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Malcolm Campbell's avatar

In other crazy news, Michael Flynn started a group that's taking out full page ads demanding Trump enact martial law so he can have a do-over election.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

Besides, deplorables, she probably should have added, "morons" and "idiots".

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H0mer0's avatar

the cat door was supposed to be a dog door but Lassie didn't want to even try to squeeze through. I don't want to put in a bigger door in case a raccoon or fox tries to get in. BTW, was it a "Big F-ing Rat with a dick this long?"(holding hands about a foot apart.)**punchline from an old joke from college which was funnier when inebriated, apparently

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Looking at that top photo - who knew Santa has a day job?

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lurch394's avatar

Breeding, anyone can do. The other two--it doesn't hurt to be white.

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Devin’s bathing beauty goes for a dip.

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Hiptobesquare's avatar

Here--let me fix that for ya:You don't need to accept it. It'll happen regardless, fuckwads.

You're welcome!

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malsperanza's avatar

We won't accept Biden and Harris as our president and vice president until we're given proof that nothing was illegally done in this election.

I'm cool with this. I spent 4 years not accepting Trump and Pence as my president and vice president for exactly the same reasons. Your turn, fuckwits.

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

There’s a stunning bas-relief sculpture/wall piece of Poseidon lording over his realm in the lobby of the Jardine water plant in Chicago. I have had a chance to admire it a couple of times in person, since we were working there. Since 2001, it has been off-limits to the public, and it’s a damn shame.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

He knows it all from Diogenes, to the Foucault. But he doesn't know these whack jobs, that's for sure.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

It’s too bad Anti-Santa and all of his dark elves couldn’t just say the real reason why they so sure there was fraud: their racist cult leader lost because blah people were allowed to vote.

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