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Actually, nobody at all has been looking for it.

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"Even" California? I stand insulted!

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Kenya time.

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When I was just a sprout (mid 50's) the military (or someone) was testing air currents and such to see which way radiation would travel if the Russkies nuked the nearby airbase. They dropped tiny strips of aluminium foil from a high altitude to determine something (I assumed it was science). Can you imagine the reaction of these loons if that test was performed today anywhere in the crazy vbelt?

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I have never ever done that "mitten" thing. In fact I have never used the word "mitten" in reference to my (mtn_p) home state. (My companion, the serpent K, isn't from MI; he says that he originally hails from western Pangaea.) I only started hearing that trope around 10 years ago, and not from any Michigan native.

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It must be an urban legend pop culture thing, the non-Michiganders see on the teeVee.

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Alex Jones Citizen type Journalists huh?...Like you're some kind of crack journalist. Sorta like Bryan Williams i'd say!...with a name like Doktor Zoom you're really winning over the Intelligencia of the main stream public aint ya?...You don't hold military manuevers/training in an metropolitan American City you goof! Did you have any kind of History or Civics in your high school?...let alone your college for God's sake...NO STANDING ARMY...THAT'S WHAT TRAINING BASES ARE FOR!...GET TO KNOW THE LAW!

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Damn, Doktor Zoom how did jimmydickson avoid place of pride in the deleted comments?

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They do need to know how to deal with the mentally ill, that's true.

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I detect some sarc there :-)

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Did you see the head set worn by the 'Army Guy'? Russian made, circa Czechoslovakia 1994..and his shirt? Definitely a Soviet copy of Gap Cotton, circa 2004, be afraid, very afraid

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bullet2: Anybody seen Idaho lately?

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Worst Charlie's Angels remake. Ever.

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I'm assuming by "properly preparing a .50cal for action" you're referring to a Palin family cookout?

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Syracuse, New York. Where everything ends.

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[Edit: Already said better by someone else]

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