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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Sadly, they'd probably be all in favor: they know very well where most of the killings would happen.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Meanwhile, in oh-so-timely fashion, a report on the nation's warm-up for National GunTard Day: <a href="http:\/\/nocera.blogs.nytimes.com\/2013\/02\/22\/the-gun-report-february-22-2013\/" target="_blank">A day in America, with guns.</a>

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Mine is just cluttered with them, you can't toss a rock without... Actually, don't throw rocks at them, or anyone else, for that matter. And if anyone attends the next Homosexual Agenda meeting, can you tell them to hurry up with the gentrifyin' ? My house value is still not back to pre crash levels.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire.

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bobbert's avatar

Celebrate with a double-size bottle of Champagne.

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bobbert's avatar

Actually so. Which is almost ironic.

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PubOption's avatar

Sean Combs? I thought he was black.

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bobbert's avatar

Yeah, I thought that was pretty cool.

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malsperanza's avatar

Actually, the problem with our prison system is that the prisoners do not have enough guns. This is a little-noticed aspect of the whole gun-control debate, and should be rectified immediately. Mumia would be an excellent spokesprisoner for this initiative.

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malsperanza's avatar

"The thing to remember is that ultimately, this event isn’t about the feel of a gun in your hand, it’s about our rights."

Yeah, sure.

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malsperanza's avatar

With <strike>votes</strike> guns.

Actually, I think this idea has real legs. If a black president were to enthusiastically support the rebirth of the Black Panthers, and ardently lobby for them to have concealed-carry and open-carry rights, we'd have some super-fabtastic gun-control legislation inside a week.

Hell, Bill Ayers and Louis Farrakan live down the street from Obama--why not get them to lead a bi<strike>partisan</strike>racial commission to spearhead the efford?

Heh, "spearhead."

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

A few? One would be plenty. I read about guys who like to shoot at tank training exercises. The bullets just bounce off ... ha ha, what fun! (Or maybe these shooters are traitors practicing the coming war with the ZOG or whatnot.) Do they think their AR-15s and .223 is what will stop the government's tanks, helicopters, nuclear bombs, drones and so forth?

Here's an anecdote from a soldier's experience in Afghanistan: His platoon was driving down one of the crappy roads and got pinned down in a well-executed ambush. The Taliban fighters were prepared, well-armed, in large numbers, had tactical advantages. It was a perfect set up. But the Taliban took many casualties and were forced to withdraw after a six hour hour fight. No U.S. KIA. One platoon. Keep dreaming about defeating "tyranny" TP'ers.

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malsperanza's avatar

The guy on the right is walking, but <i>he doesn't have a gun</i>!!! Where is the outrage???

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diogenez's avatar

This should really boost retail sales.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Can't wait for the Privacy March to remind everyone of our Constitutional reproductive rights. Any restrictions on access to abortion or contraception is a slippery slope. WE MUST STOP THE REPUBLICANS FROM TAKING AWAY OUR WOMBS!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought every day was open carry in Idaho.

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