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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

There he is! That's my Chump!

BlueSpot's avatar

This man has set a land speed record for squandering all the sympathy anyone was feeling for him.

Fixed it for you. You can thank me later. : )

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. That's all, because I don't want the banhammer of loving correction coming down on me.

Viole Falusche's avatar

Quick! File more charges!

RRJKR's avatar

The entire ":Trump phenomena" defies any logical explanation. I'm almost ready to consider demonic possession or some other sort of mass hysteria/hypnosis

MIT legerk's avatar

As bad as it is, it still can be explained simply by mass stupidity.

Zen Gali's avatar

yup. and their research into cults.

Zap's avatar

It's American Exceptionalism at it's finest.

RRJKR's avatar

January 6th was just routine peaceful visitors, Climate change is not real, Donald Trump never took any documents he wasn't supposed to have, Joe Biden had the CEO of Burisma fired so his son could get a

multi million dollar./yr job... The list of lies is so long and so egregious that it has become incomprehensible.. Yet millions of decent Americans believe every word of it I am slowly losing all hope for this country. Fiction has become irrefutable fact and visa versa

PropellerVigo's avatar

And democrats want to kill babies 5 weeks after they're born. No questions asked. Beautiful babies. Tremendous, precious babies. Don't want the baby anymore. Just kill the baby. It's a disgrace really, and Joe Biden is responsible.

RRJKR's avatar

The January 6th Hoax??? I watched it live on TV. Now, I'm supposed to believe it was an elaborate staging by Hollywood Liberals and never really happened. Just like the moon landings, right?

Lance Khrome's avatar

Fuck tRump and fuck Hillbilly Vance, Toxic Bros suit up for battle...praise Jaysus!

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

If I had a Twitter account, I would be upvoting that tweet Evan. Well played.

JR's avatar

Cancelled due to "in-over-her-head-ness".

Runfastandwin's avatar

Am I to unite with them, or are they going to unite with me?

RRJKR's avatar

The Borg? We will all become one with Trump!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

He's going to unify the country by destroying anyone who disagrees with him, is that it?

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Did he ever call the family of the guy that died? I’m guessing no. He had to go golfing after all.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Biden called. The wife refused to talk to him because her husband wouldn't have wanted to talk to him, being a "devout Republican" and all.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Be best Donnie, be best....

Ward From Cali's avatar

As Evan noted, we will all go over this in more detail later. But I wanna say, what more proof is gonna be needed that we've got to CLEAN HOUSE in the Judicial branch?

Corvid Opera's avatar

Can’t resist the “I don’t know her” regarding E Jean. What a fucking scumbag.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Didn't he just defame her? Again.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"I am Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! of Innocence!"