Greetings and salutations form Chicago! While Hillary Clinton was brainwashing Bernie Sanders with mind control worms earlier, Donald Trump was begging for cash in Chicago at the hotel palace that he doesn't even own anymore. In response to His Hairness, students and climate activists quickly got together to protest this invasion.
Many years ago, Heavy Metal magazine had a running strip called The Dream Police. Cops went around wearing telepathy helmets, and if they caught you thinking porn, they'd arrest you.
Go ahead, try to resist thinking porn. TRY it . . .
Assuming he's actually running for President and this isn't some extended con to steal as much PAC money as isn't nailed down, he's going to become more and more desperate as the summer progresses...
Try my cheap ass Minnesota Uncle's A/C alternative: bucket of ice water for the tootsies, wrung out wet bandana on head, ice pack on chest while sitting in front of a fan guzzling Schlitz. The most critical step is to continually complain about the weather (this step absolutely MUST go on all year, no matter how temperate the weather actually is -bonus points for reminiscing about that one year the was REALLY hot and that other year when it snowed in June).
Did I win? I'm his VP aren't I?
I know this much is true.
So three of them are people everyone is talking about? That would have to be Taylor Swift, President Obama, and Beyonce. What do I win?
At this point, I don't put anything past Trump.
Off to see the Swiss, are you?
May the Lord have mercy upon your soul.
Many years ago, Heavy Metal magazine had a running strip called The Dream Police. Cops went around wearing telepathy helmets, and if they caught you thinking porn, they'd arrest you.
Go ahead, try to resist thinking porn. TRY it . . .
So, it was an undercover operation?
Nuge, is that you?
Thank you, first belly laugh this week. It was much needed.
That's why you get paid the big Intern dollars, because of your professionalism ;)
Assuming he's actually running for President and this isn't some extended con to steal as much PAC money as isn't nailed down, he's going to become more and more desperate as the summer progresses...
You realize that the "winner" just gets to dust his saggy balls with talcum powder during the month of August, right?
Oh, and have a complimentary towelette moistened with brain bleach.
What's A/C?
Try my cheap ass Minnesota Uncle's A/C alternative: bucket of ice water for the tootsies, wrung out wet bandana on head, ice pack on chest while sitting in front of a fan guzzling Schlitz. The most critical step is to continually complain about the weather (this step absolutely MUST go on all year, no matter how temperate the weather actually is -bonus points for reminiscing about that one year the was REALLY hot and that other year when it snowed in June).
Hope this helps!
Fran Lebowitz is appalled.