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It's close, but a tiny bit too coherent.

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Sarah lacks them, I think Ann probably doesn't.

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They are not alone, behold trumgrets tumblr of those expressing their DT voting regrets. Poor dears.

https://trumpgrets.tumblr.com/

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And translated them from WordSalad to English.

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Ann and Sarah don't get it.

Donnie doesn't need them. He never did. They lack the only thing Donnie respects...Y chromosomes.

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Cease to breathe. His butler, 9 iron, in that room he takes gal reporters "for a tour".

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The fact that J.R., albeit a nasty sort, was way smarter than Sid?

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Don't give up before the fight is over. Make sure the electors for your state know that elections have consequences and they will be held accountable for how they vote.

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I am frequently looking for signs that I might in fact have been unconscious and dreaming meta-dreams for these past few months. But in what I think is my waking time, I never inexplicably find that I suddenly can fly, or that I'm riding a horse through a shopping mall, or driving a car on a road that suddenly changes to a roller coaster track, or any of the things that usually clue me in when I think I've woken up but am truly still asleep and dreaming.

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Seduced and abandoned--my heart bleeds for these nasty pieces of human excreta

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Her ghostwriter lives in DC I believe, not Wasilla.

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I don't think a civil war is avoidable at this point, so might as well get it over with

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'low energy', Jeb thanks you for the mention.

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Looks like somebody got tired of waiting for their turn at grab-my-pussy....

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Shocked! Shocked I tell you.

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^^^^THIS^^^^>^o.o^<

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