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mailman27's avatar

It's close, but a tiny bit too coherent.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Sarah lacks them, I think Ann probably doesn't.

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haroldpp's avatar

They are not alone, behold trumgrets tumblr of those expressing their DT voting regrets. Poor dears.

https://trumpgrets.tumblr.com/

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Thorn Spike's avatar

And translated them from WordSalad to English.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Ann and Sarah don't get it.

Donnie doesn't need them. He never did. They lack the only thing Donnie respects...Y chromosomes.

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Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Cease to breathe. His butler, 9 iron, in that room he takes gal reporters "for a tour".

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TheoLib's avatar

The fact that J.R., albeit a nasty sort, was way smarter than Sid?

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Don't give up before the fight is over. Make sure the electors for your state know that elections have consequences and they will be held accountable for how they vote.

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Look! I'm a Cat!'s avatar

I am frequently looking for signs that I might in fact have been unconscious and dreaming meta-dreams for these past few months. But in what I think is my waking time, I never inexplicably find that I suddenly can fly, or that I'm riding a horse through a shopping mall, or driving a car on a road that suddenly changes to a roller coaster track, or any of the things that usually clue me in when I think I've woken up but am truly still asleep and dreaming.

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CATMAN's avatar

Seduced and abandoned--my heart bleeds for these nasty pieces of human excreta

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Amalga's avatar

Her ghostwriter lives in DC I believe, not Wasilla.

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dshwa's avatar

I don't think a civil war is avoidable at this point, so might as well get it over with

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ez's avatar

'low energy', Jeb thanks you for the mention.

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phoenix00's avatar

Looks like somebody got tired of waiting for their turn at grab-my-pussy....

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HooverVilles's avatar

Shocked! Shocked I tell you.

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HooverVilles's avatar

^^^^THIS^^^^>^o.o^<

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