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Capt.Jim's avatar

I want to see egg ride the dancing horse across the George Washington Bridge's closed lanes in the middle of the polar vortex

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

As if he didn't already fit the persona of a Pointy-Haired Boss...

"Must touch..." *ZAP* "Must... touch... second... time..."

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

"He carried his own clothes" and "put his bagel in the toaster"!!?? WTF, is that code for something? I made it to 1:23 before slipping into a coma.

bobbert's avatar

Arrested Development ref.

bobbert's avatar

Only Georg Cantor knows.

bobbert's avatar

So, we get Laura's Bush talking like a regular person, and now Queen Ann being ... Egg.

I can hardly wait to click to the next item.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

No one can stand up to her Jurassic Toenail Style

PubOption's avatar

She does not realize that she has a coddled existence.

Or, since it's Chinese New Year today, should we consider the prospect of a thousand year old Egg?

malsperanza's avatar

Does anyone know the original source of the Nixon comment? It's a favorite, but I've never been able to find the real citation.

Oh, and no: nothing would get me to click on that video. Barf.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“We lost, but truly the country lost, by not having Mitt as president,”</i>

Yeah, no, I don't think so my dear. Also, with all your money why do you always look like you just threw something on to flee a burning building?

Girlfriend needs Ru Paul on speed dial.

chascates's avatar

Still not as sad as Michele Bachmann on not getting the nomination:<i> [Al] HUNT: You are remaining above the fray. But you sat in, in almost a dozen debates with these people. You have a feel for them. Let me ask you this. Who is the more conservative of these four candidates left? BACHMANN: I was. I was the perfect candidate. . . . America had their chance with the perfect candidate.</i>

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Oh boy! I'm DEFINITELY watching this one!!!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well, bless her heart. Or unreasonable facsimile thereof...

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Where is that fish / canary shirt she always wears on FOX? Definitely missing it.