STDs are not a laughing matter, you guys. So, the penis of "family values" whore-creeper Josh Duggar has been mysteriously falling into unknown vagina parts lately, and we know they don't do sex education very good in fundamentalist Christian circles, but there are crotch crickets in those hills, and they can GET YOU. In fact, some crotch crickets might have been living in one of the vaginas Josh Duggar visited on his Ashley Madison American Vagina Tour, and they might have gotten on his peen. They can do that without him even knowing it! They could be like "We are just renting space on this peen, we don't want to live here, but we WOULD like to live in his wife's pants!" So lo and behold, the Duggar boy may have taken something gnarly home to his wife, who does NOT DESERVE THAT.
... men on the site outnumber women by about 6-to-1 ...Reckon those gals are getting all the customers partners they care to have, too. Time to visit the pecker-checker.
I know Josh has no idea how to use a condom, but you're telling me women he found on the internet to have sex with him didn't insist on the damned things? Exactly what century is this?
I found an interesting review in the prestigious French monthly Les cahiers du pron, which I follow regularly and with close attention. (Hey, for purely scholarly reasons. Stop it!) It concerns a video which they identify as Bonjour, gonzesse (I'm not sure what the American title is) and contains the following paragraph (I translate approximately and in haste. Excuse a few rough points here and there.)
In the person of Mlle. Danica Dillon, we find an artiste in the effloresence of her youth and of energetic demeanor. In the scene of the team explosion, she collaborates with ease and distinction with no fewer than fifteen cavaliers of varying extensions and girths applied to muzzle, kitten and fool. Her mastery of dialogue including "Hé, oh, oui, oui, baise-moi oui ah aïïïïïï" is of a level that is often not evident. Nonetheless, a problem intrudes in the person of a plump younger one among the fifteen. He takes the pain to obscure his figure, though not his stomach, soon-departing hair and two words mysterious tatooed on his considerable bottoms reading "quiver" and "full." But for this, however, it is to be reordered and should one unsuitable swordsman argue to the contrary? One must say "It is not there step of what."
And it explains the, excuse the expression, hysterical reaction it receives on the religious right. How dare a vaccine interfere with the just punishment these women should receive for their transgressions or just on general principles?
Were Joanna Eberhart to ever have met Anna Duggar. She would have immediately believed she was living among and surrounded by Wonkette Libertarians Socialist.
We who have been paying the extra fee for the "Guaranteed Affair" subscription have a sad when realize that we could have just let the surcharge go. Except.... You're not saying that the Ashley Madison American Vagina Tour concept has a downside.
By the way thank you for this, Evan! Since I am one of the poor and have to go routinely visit the Welfare office for my weekly cruise and lobster allowance, I don't have a lot of money to spend on charitable organization. One of the few who still gets my dollars in Planned Parenthood. Given that I recently had to deal with some moron on a less cooler message board who was STILL spreading myths about Margaret Sanger and her Grand Conspiracy to sterilize black women, this reminder of all the valuable services PP offers was especially to ely.
... men on the site outnumber women by about 6-to-1 ...Reckon those gals are getting all the customers partners they care to have, too. Time to visit the pecker-checker.
we WOULD like to live in his wife’s pants!
Though I suspect Anna Duggar is not allowed to wear pants.
I know Josh has no idea how to use a condom, but you're telling me women he found on the internet to have sex with him didn't insist on the damned things? Exactly what century is this?
She seems nice.
That does confirm your gender. No man will ever forget Lorena Bobbitt's name.
Don't get the undercoating. I's a ripoff.
Great. Now we'll have conservatards going after the free lawyers the way they go after Planned Parenthood.
No scrotum critters?
I found an interesting review in the prestigious French monthly Les cahiers du pron, which I follow regularly and with close attention. (Hey, for purely scholarly reasons. Stop it!) It concerns a video which they identify as Bonjour, gonzesse (I'm not sure what the American title is) and contains the following paragraph (I translate approximately and in haste. Excuse a few rough points here and there.)
In the person of Mlle. Danica Dillon, we find an artiste in the effloresence of her youth and of energetic demeanor. In the scene of the team explosion, she collaborates with ease and distinction with no fewer than fifteen cavaliers of varying extensions and girths applied to muzzle, kitten and fool. Her mastery of dialogue including "Hé, oh, oui, oui, baise-moi oui ah aïïïïïï" is of a level that is often not evident. Nonetheless, a problem intrudes in the person of a plump younger one among the fifteen. He takes the pain to obscure his figure, though not his stomach, soon-departing hair and two words mysterious tatooed on his considerable bottoms reading "quiver" and "full." But for this, however, it is to be reordered and should one unsuitable swordsman argue to the contrary? One must say "It is not there step of what."
And it explains the, excuse the expression, hysterical reaction it receives on the religious right. How dare a vaccine interfere with the just punishment these women should receive for their transgressions or just on general principles?
That makes my heart drop into my socks. To the Quiverfull Cult, they'll just figure out some reason why it was her fault.
Were Joanna Eberhart to ever have met Anna Duggar. She would have immediately believed she was living among and surrounded by Wonkette Libertarians Socialist.
I plan on working the term "Ashley Madison American Vagina Tour" into every discussion I have from now on.
Maybe they did. Maybe not. Who is at risk, here? I mean, besides the TLC brand? Isn't anybody thinking of the creepily exploitive cable network?
We who have been paying the extra fee for the "Guaranteed Affair" subscription have a sad when realize that we could have just let the surcharge go. Except.... You're not saying that the Ashley Madison American Vagina Tour concept has a downside.
What would make you think that?
By the way thank you for this, Evan! Since I am one of the poor and have to go routinely visit the Welfare office for my weekly cruise and lobster allowance, I don't have a lot of money to spend on charitable organization. One of the few who still gets my dollars in Planned Parenthood. Given that I recently had to deal with some moron on a less cooler message board who was STILL spreading myths about Margaret Sanger and her Grand Conspiracy to sterilize black women, this reminder of all the valuable services PP offers was especially to ely.