I have days in which I believe that people like this should not be kicked off until mid-flight. That would give her extra time to preach and a fine opportunity to meet her god (if she can figure out who that is and if it exists).
Something else: Jack Chick really did a number on me as a kid. I loved comic strips as an impressionable kid, so I thought I found something cool when I read my first one. It told me I was going to hell for liking attractive women, pretty much. More Chick tracts I found would tell me I was going to hell for more reasons than I could imagine. I hope there is a hell, because he should be in it. If there is a heaven, then my eternal reward would be beating the shit out of Jack Chick for eternity.
Reason 42 why we don't fucking fly anywhere, domestically, for any reason.
I have my clergy credentials; occasionally used for pastoral care. I think if I were on a flight with that, I would douse her with (holy, or Aquafina would help; Temu water for a Temu Christian) water and yell "The Body Of Christ Compels You!" I can pretty well predict the remainder of the conversation would go something like this:
Father Merrin: I cast you out! Unclean spirit!
Demon: Shove it up your ass, you faggot!
Father Merrin: In the Name of our Lord Jesus Christ! It is he who commands you! It is he who flung you from the gates of Heaven to the depths of Hell!
Demon: Fuck him!
Father Merrin: Be gone...
Demon: Fuck him, Karras! Fuck him!
Father Merrin: ...from this creature of God! Be gone! In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!
Just spitballin...
Husband is retiring at the end of next year. To celebrate, we're thinking of going to go from Rhode Island to Las Vegas and to the Consumer Electronics Show. He's wants to drive there. It will be in January. I asked him to contemplate where and when we would be going.
Drinking the "Burn In Hell" Kool-Aid for sure. These people, perhaps even good people otherwise, yet feeling they need to be so judgmental against everyone else.
She sounds like a real Jack Chick fan. A funny thing is that Chick, like others of his ilk, quoted Bible passages that demonstrably did not work out, like Mark 14 61-62. It's very possible the High Priest didn't ask Jesus anything of the kind, and that Jesus didn't reply "I am the Messiah, and you shall see the Son of Man seated on the right hand of the Almighty, and coming in the clouds of heaven." Far more likely Mark invented that and put the words in Jesus's mouth after the crucifixion ... well after. But supposing he did say it. Then it clearly didn't happen, and the High Priest lived and died without seeing Jesus return in the clouds of heaven. So have all the generations since.
It's not the Gospel or talkin' 'bout Jesus that's unsafe, it's this insufferable, blathering, money grubbing twit that poses the safety risk.
I have days in which I believe that people like this should not be kicked off until mid-flight. That would give her extra time to preach and a fine opportunity to meet her god (if she can figure out who that is and if it exists).
I’d punch this cunt in the face then yell, Hail Satan!
No sense means nonsense.
Doesn't their precious bible have things to say about women who dare to preach to men? Surely there were men on that flight.
Something else: Jack Chick really did a number on me as a kid. I loved comic strips as an impressionable kid, so I thought I found something cool when I read my first one. It told me I was going to hell for liking attractive women, pretty much. More Chick tracts I found would tell me I was going to hell for more reasons than I could imagine. I hope there is a hell, because he should be in it. If there is a heaven, then my eternal reward would be beating the shit out of Jack Chick for eternity.
Whenever I would see those little booklets laying around on a public chair or other, I would throw them in the trash.
Reason 42 why we don't fucking fly anywhere, domestically, for any reason.
I have my clergy credentials; occasionally used for pastoral care. I think if I were on a flight with that, I would douse her with (holy, or Aquafina would help; Temu water for a Temu Christian) water and yell "The Body Of Christ Compels You!" I can pretty well predict the remainder of the conversation would go something like this:
Father Merrin: I cast you out! Unclean spirit!
Demon: Shove it up your ass, you faggot!
Father Merrin: In the Name of our Lord Jesus Christ! It is he who commands you! It is he who flung you from the gates of Heaven to the depths of Hell!
Demon: Fuck him!
Father Merrin: Be gone...
Demon: Fuck him, Karras! Fuck him!
Father Merrin: ...from this creature of God! Be gone! In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!
Just spitballin...
Husband is retiring at the end of next year. To celebrate, we're thinking of going to go from Rhode Island to Las Vegas and to the Consumer Electronics Show. He's wants to drive there. It will be in January. I asked him to contemplate where and when we would be going.
We'll just put a pin in it for now.
What a Self-serving, grandstanding twit.
what? No go fund me for the victimized white lady!!?! What has this country become!??!!
It would probably be a GiveSendGo. GoFundMe wouldn't touch this creep.
Every time she does this people should chant Matthew 6:5-6 at her.
Of course this won't stop her because she hasn't read the bible or believes it doesn't apply to her, but it would be fun.
Drinking the "Burn In Hell" Kool-Aid for sure. These people, perhaps even good people otherwise, yet feeling they need to be so judgmental against everyone else.
She sounds like a real Jack Chick fan. A funny thing is that Chick, like others of his ilk, quoted Bible passages that demonstrably did not work out, like Mark 14 61-62. It's very possible the High Priest didn't ask Jesus anything of the kind, and that Jesus didn't reply "I am the Messiah, and you shall see the Son of Man seated on the right hand of the Almighty, and coming in the clouds of heaven." Far more likely Mark invented that and put the words in Jesus's mouth after the crucifixion ... well after. But supposing he did say it. Then it clearly didn't happen, and the High Priest lived and died without seeing Jesus return in the clouds of heaven. So have all the generations since.
It clearly didn't happen in English.
I think the "We are ALL Sky Marshalls" attitude after 2001 should apply to flight-ruiners like her.
I hope this "nice Christian lady" quickly finds herself on the no-fly list, and is forced to preach on the sidewalk outside of the airports instead.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQxh9Sn0Id8