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And more than a dozen witnesses will vouch for the story, whatever it is. His lawyer has the mailing list.

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"Eye witness" = "Actually saw Wilson tell the story."

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Who knows? They've been lost in outer space for fifty years!

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Thank gawd I'm not the only one. I've turned off every bit of ad blocking, whitelisted the domain, turned off the pop up blockers- everything. I even launched the dreaded IE browser where none of the security add ons even exist- still no Liz

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<a href="http://cl.ly/image/1G280P2H..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://cl.ly/image/1G280P2H0R33">http://cl.ly/image/1G280P2H... That one from earlier, for starters.

Also I'm pretty sure I did click on the E-War ad last week. I'll definitely do so if I see it again.

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I can clear this all up. Jesus told me the cop was a racist douchebag who straight-up murdered a black man.

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Christ, it's douchebags all the way down.

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So Josie says. What about the Pussycats?

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Well, that's some airtight logic there. As in whoever came up with it is clearly not getting enough oxygen to the brain.

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The great thing about the "he was rushing me/reaching for my gun" line is that it has stood the test of time. It's been used by every cop who shoots a black guy since the days of Bull Connor, so you know its truthfulness has been checked and rechecked and is now completely reliable.

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I just signed up to be inundated with emails. Question. Is the ad supposed to redirect to Scott Brown For Senate?

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I've never even seen a urinal cake, since I bat for the other team, but that's always the image in my mind, too.

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I know a guy who knows a guy who knows someone who says Josie is full of shit. That should even things up.

By the way, have you heard about this ONE WEIRD TRICK that lets you beat a homicide or murder rap? It's called "conflicting testimony". There seems to be a lot of it flying around for some reason.

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