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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

A preview of his defense? https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Tallmutha's avatar

Guys, guys, let's spell this out for you again. "Secret Service" doesn't mean you get secretly serviced.

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Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

Let's just say it. It's Obama's fault. If they had a real president to protect, then they wouldn't do this stuff.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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memzilla Ω's avatar

Job offer from University of Virginia in 7... 6... 5...

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artem1s's avatar

Rand Paul's security detail gets paid in bitcoins, I hear....

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

I'm temped to agree with you, but I need to check this with Rudy Giuliani first.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Has the secret service really just become an off-campus frat house?

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I want to laugh, but I actually believe that this is the problem.

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Beowoof14's avatar

It does appear that the Secret Service has become the Delta house of the Federal Law Enforcement. Although those DEA guys are giving them a run for the title.

http://www.nydailynews.com/...

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Or eat pretzels.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Oh, God! Those Nixon uniforms. There isn't enough eye bleach to cleanse my optics after seeing them again. Agree that any SS (love those initials! Is there a Waffen detachment?) officer who misbehaves should be forced to stand in front of the White House main gate wearing that. Before being sent to Oklahoma to guard a fracking fracking rig.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

It is a shame they didn't protect him from Savannah Guthrie and her vicious gotcha journalism.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

With a plugged-in electric razor while in the bathtub? Cool!

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deanbooth's avatar

Is there any room for nuance here? 'Cause I'd like to get a room.

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beatbort's avatar

This will ultimately be portrayed in the media as Obama's fault, along with the shooting of the black man in Charleston and Donald Trump's hair. .

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