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Tallmutha's avatar

Guys, guys, let's spell this out for you again. "Secret Service" doesn't mean you get secretly serviced.

Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

Let's just say it. It's Obama's fault. If they had a real president to protect, then they wouldn't do this stuff.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

memzilla Ω's avatar

Job offer from University of Virginia in 7... 6... 5...

artem1s's avatar

Rand Paul's security detail gets paid in bitcoins, I hear....

From Scranton With Love's avatar

I'm temped to agree with you, but I need to check this with Rudy Giuliani first.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Has the secret service really just become an off-campus frat house?

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I want to laugh, but I actually believe that this is the problem.

Beowoof14's avatar

It does appear that the Secret Service has become the Delta house of the Federal Law Enforcement. Although those DEA guys are giving them a run for the title.

http://www.nydailynews.com/...

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Oh, God! Those Nixon uniforms. There isn't enough eye bleach to cleanse my optics after seeing them again. Agree that any SS (love those initials! Is there a Waffen detachment?) officer who misbehaves should be forced to stand in front of the White House main gate wearing that. Before being sent to Oklahoma to guard a fracking fracking rig.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

It is a shame they didn't protect him from Savannah Guthrie and her vicious gotcha journalism.

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

With a plugged-in electric razor while in the bathtub? Cool!

deanbooth's avatar

Is there any room for nuance here? 'Cause I'd like to get a room.

beatbort's avatar

This will ultimately be portrayed in the media as Obama's fault, along with the shooting of the black man in Charleston and Donald Trump's hair. .