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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

No, that was Grey Davis.

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MinneMary's avatar

Tim Ryan always seems like a deer caught in the headlights. That look. Not a good look for a person running for president

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MinneMary's avatar

Guess it does give him the quick out to spend more time with the family excuse when he drops out.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

A PhD Vice Admiral?! Did he hear that there was a cop running, and he thought it was open auditions for a Village People tribute band?

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

I'm sick of mayo. can I have some hot sauce instead?

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

they should have some wonderbread with mayo sammiches with their miller lites.

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Jenny, Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

Fuck dude, the clown car is full already. We don't need another mediocre white dude running. We've got more than enough options on that angle.

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Jenny, Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

Dude, fuck off on supporting this racist asshole's whining. By reflection, it makes you look AS racist trying to make up excuses for that.

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Jenny, Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

This just in, mediocre white dude whines that mediocre white dudes are being criticized... and is stanning for Joe Biden. Sit the fuck down, racist clown.

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Jenny, Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

Short of a Sanders or Biden, there's no upside to waiting this long, even for them. Also doubt this unknown dude will qualify for any debates so late.

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Ruh roh!'s avatar

All hail our Sleestak overlords!

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Ruh roh!'s avatar

Enik for president!

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

I'm getting a bit tired of mediocre white dudes running for president on the "I'm not a terrifying senile idiot" platform.They need to do better than that or get the hell out of Kamela's way.

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

"Whine of the Purity Ponies" is the title of of my upcoming zydeco dubstep hit single.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

3/4ths of these people need to go back to their old jobs, like, 8am tomorrow.

< eyeroll/storms out >

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SterWonk's avatar

Didn't whatshisface from Starbucks bow out?

I suspect during the first debate, some of the lesser-knowns will demonstrate why they are lesser-known, and drop out. And if they then go on to run against Republicans for Senate, I won't hold their vanity POTUS run against them.

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