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No, that was Grey Davis.

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Tim Ryan always seems like a deer caught in the headlights. That look. Not a good look for a person running for president

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Guess it does give him the quick out to spend more time with the family excuse when he drops out.

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A PhD Vice Admiral?! Did he hear that there was a cop running, and he thought it was open auditions for a Village People tribute band?

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I'm sick of mayo. can I have some hot sauce instead?

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they should have some wonderbread with mayo sammiches with their miller lites.

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Fuck dude, the clown car is full already. We don't need another mediocre white dude running. We've got more than enough options on that angle.

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Dude, fuck off on supporting this racist asshole's whining. By reflection, it makes you look AS racist trying to make up excuses for that.

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This just in, mediocre white dude whines that mediocre white dudes are being criticized... and is stanning for Joe Biden. Sit the fuck down, racist clown.

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Short of a Sanders or Biden, there's no upside to waiting this long, even for them. Also doubt this unknown dude will qualify for any debates so late.

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All hail our Sleestak overlords!

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Enik for president!

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I'm getting a bit tired of mediocre white dudes running for president on the "I'm not a terrifying senile idiot" platform.They need to do better than that or get the hell out of Kamela's way.

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"Whine of the Purity Ponies" is the title of of my upcoming zydeco dubstep hit single.

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3/4ths of these people need to go back to their old jobs, like, 8am tomorrow.

< eyeroll/storms out >

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Didn't whatshisface from Starbucks bow out?

I suspect during the first debate, some of the lesser-knowns will demonstrate why they are lesser-known, and drop out. And if they then go on to run against Republicans for Senate, I won't hold their vanity POTUS run against them.

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