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jqheywood's avatar

That's what I'm on about...

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Typical Republican: Look! Here's my family! And my kids! And my wonderful spouse! Did I mention here's my kids, also my spouse? And my Grandmother, bless her heart, she's 94 and she loves my kids! After the scandal: Stop dragging my family into the spotlight, you awful liberal-media spotlight-draggers!

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I miss Mark Foley. He knew how to put some flair into his grossly inappropriate juvenile sexual misconduct while in Congress.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Can't wait for McAllister (and Boehner, Issa, Fox, Rush et al) to explain how this is <i>actually</i> Obama's fault because of Benghazi, the IRS, Obamacare, godlessness, the liberal media, etc.

On second thought, I can wait.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Easy mistake for a Freshman Republican to make. Reince told him to "Make out with Charles P. Koch" and he misheard "Peacock."

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

There's no gumbo in Ouachita Parish, only Shoney's. That's a true shithole up there.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Perhaps, but I still prefer just "pig fucker"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The penalty given in Neuteronomy is way worse.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Well it's nice to see he has that Love Thy Neighbor thing going for him.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Everybody must get stoned.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Hard to tell from the blurry video whether he was coveting her ass.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Oooh, Mr. McAllister. I may <i>be</i> a Peacock, but you sure don't have a pea cock."

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

What was she wearing?

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diogenez's avatar

Hypocrisy AND betrayal? Now those are some Christian values we've come to know and love.

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diogenez's avatar

This is why Vitter prefers hookers.

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