15 Comments
User's avatar
jqheywood's avatar

That's what I'm on about...

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Typical Republican: Look! Here's my family! And my kids! And my wonderful spouse! Did I mention here's my kids, also my spouse? And my Grandmother, bless her heart, she's 94 and she loves my kids! After the scandal: Stop dragging my family into the spotlight, you awful liberal-media spotlight-draggers!

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I miss Mark Foley. He knew how to put some flair into his grossly inappropriate juvenile sexual misconduct while in Congress.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Can't wait for McAllister (and Boehner, Issa, Fox, Rush et al) to explain how this is <i>actually</i> Obama's fault because of Benghazi, the IRS, Obamacare, godlessness, the liberal media, etc.

On second thought, I can wait.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Easy mistake for a Freshman Republican to make. Reince told him to "Make out with Charles P. Koch" and he misheard "Peacock."

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

There's no gumbo in Ouachita Parish, only Shoney's. That's a true shithole up there.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Perhaps, but I still prefer just "pig fucker"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The penalty given in Neuteronomy is way worse.

Fartknocker's avatar

Well it's nice to see he has that Love Thy Neighbor thing going for him.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Hard to tell from the blurry video whether he was coveting her ass.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Oooh, Mr. McAllister. I may <i>be</i> a Peacock, but you sure don't have a pea cock."

diogenez's avatar

Hypocrisy AND betrayal? Now those are some Christian values we've come to know and love.

diogenez's avatar

This is why Vitter prefers hookers.