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No, no. Drinking seltzer is totally butch. The issue is what you are NOT drinking while being sober.

If you're not drinking a Busch, Miller, or Bud product, immunity should be assured.

If you're not drinking Cosmopolitans or anything containing fruit juice, cream, or champagne, Dr. Bachmann would like a word with you.

Anything inbetween entails some risk.

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"...gays should simply choose abstinence."

Otherwise, they will have sex and then get preggers and then want free government-funded abortions.

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Anyone seriously interested in today's politics needs to read or listen to this Fresh Air episode: <a href="http://www.npr.org/2011/08/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.npr.org/2011/08/24/139781021/the-evang...">http://www.npr.org/2011/08/...

Terry Gross produced, in my opinion, the best summary of Black Liberation Theology I ever heard. It is far different from the tripe the right wing nutz rant and rave about.

On the other hand, Ole Crazy Eyes and Texas DownLower aren't going to openly discuss this radical Christian movement.

We need to know about this!

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Bye Bye Perry.

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Rock out w/ your cock <strike>out</strike> IN-- some guy's face.

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I think you're good. I duct tape my asshole shut whenever I drink, and then only drink through straws, just in case. Can't be too careful.

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I love you, man. Way to go.

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Rick, dude. I saw that <a href="http:\/\/www.truthwinsout.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/perry-corndog.jpg" target="_blank">picture of you deep-throating a corn dog</a>. It would seem you got over that nasty gag reflex <i>somehow</i>.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.....

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Firstly, you are living high on the sex hog, my GF is tired after 30 mins. Second, I think he actually is saying that it's OK to be gay (alcoholic) as long as you don't let the gay parts(alcohol) inside of you, except just having gay thoughts is much more of a sin than wanting booze. That's why you need to abstain from gaysex (alcohol) Yes, it is confusing, but we are trying to divine logic from chicken-shit entrails. And on your last point, I think they also hate what is in a gay heart, just on GP.

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I submit that unbounded stupidity to the point of causing a slack jaw reaction from any being with an ounce of sentience be defined by the word perry.

Example of proper use.

President Michele Bachmanns's perry was evident when she launched several nucular (renamed 2 days after she was sworn in 2012) warheads at Russia (renamed Soviet Union on all maps after 1 day in office) after watching Red Dawn and mistakenly thinking it was a documentary.

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Also, those on the east timezone, tune into ABC nightline for some christo-warrior family who is poor, has had 18 kids, and the little boy says they are making an army for christ. Jesus Hussein Christ! Get the popcorn!

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on the plus side, when we elect pres perry no one will give me shit about drinking.

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Exactly, same thing with tequila. once I buy a chick a shot.... Works every time, 2/3 times.

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Nothing a <strike>mis</strike> <i>well-</i>placed pretzel couldn't fix.

Fixed.

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<i>There are many things to be said about the GOP crazies </i>

The last time I saw such a mish-mash of humanoid life forms was the cantina scene in "Star Wars".

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