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Smibo's avatar

Jetsammed. Or maybe Flotsammed, if the whole scow sinks and everyone else involved goes to prison.

Smibo's avatar

Hey, I'm sorry if this starts a "race to the bottom" trend, but I'm going to undercut your bid here; I will accept the job of not saying mean things about Dumbf for the low low price of only $12,000 per month. But wait, there's more!1! Act now, and get a SECOND person* to not say mean things about Dumpf, for FREE!**

* (my spouse)** just pay $3,000 per month handling charges.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Yeah, and remember when Obama was porking porn stars while Michelle was at home trying to be best by taking of Sasha and Malia?

Enter Ranting's avatar

Absolutely no Pence as president. The Republican goons in Congress have shown that they're totally willing to work with Drumpf. Pence would be like the second coming of Jesus to them by comparison. You can just kiss all the progress made in the last 10 years goodbye with Pence and his Mommy-wife. There will be no more gay wedding cake controversies once same sex marriage is abolished.

Asurbanopal's avatar

"But people close to the president said he hoped to send a warning shot that anyone else who attempts a tell-all could face legal fees, among other headaches."

This is how rich douchebags typically threaten people - to litigate you to death, not by actually winning said "I'll sue you!" lawsuit. But only at one or two people at a time, not hundreds of people! Is the Russian government REALLY interested in financing Trump's endless revenge-law-suiting of jilted staff? Besides, Trump is already scraping the bottom of the lawyer barrel as is - if he goes on a suing rampage, Trump will need a job fair to staff it and end up a team that looks like the guys in the restaurant scene in Goodfellas.

_Pinkelman_'s avatar

So I read Trump wants Jeff Sessions to have Omarosa arrested. If Darth Pussygrab is serious about this, Sessions will have to recuse himself again because he was part of the same campaign and must have signed the same NDA. A second recusal by Jeff Sessions might result in some twittering.

Ne Jabba no barta's avatar

This guy will bankrupt himself out of spite. His mentor was Roy Cohn, who said his goal was to live like a king, and die broke owing the IRS millions (which he did). Trump's on the path - and I doubt very much that he even gives a shit about his family.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It's even possible that her publisher would pick up the tab, or have their own lawyers (almost certainly on retainer) handle it. It's extra publicity for the book.

Hesavebread!'s avatar

Not my jurisdiction but I think A could use it with S's permission.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Take whatever you can use and burn the rest.

Emil Muz's avatar

oh I'm in that category, I know it sucks.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Traitor doesn't need people like Brennan for that. He's got the entire Kremlin to rely on.

Shananigan's avatar

Nah. Just when I feel silly and mess around with Snapchat.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Is that the one where she's in a wheelchair or the one where she's rich and arrives at the crime scene in a Rolls?