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...gonna find a little afternoon delight????

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"She got a daughter, her name is Bristol. Folks say she's hotter than a two dollar pistol."

&c.

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Wonkbot TSA-1138's simple lyrics and stunted form mask a poetic reflection on American patriotism, consumerism, media culture and, of course, cheese.

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I couldn't get the sound to work, so I have to guess at the tune. "On top of Old Smokey" fits, so I'm going to go with that. Close?

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I know people born in 1941 aren't technically baby boomers, but I'll add this to the list of things I mention whenever someone in that age group bitches about how young people have no respect for anything.

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This is my 666th Intense Debate post. Boo-yah!

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I'm a roboticist, I think we need to attach the brain to a Russian riding lawnmower.

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“I think that she has got to slow down and be more careful and think through what she’s saying and how she’s saying it.” -Newt Gingrich on Sarah Palin

"Maybe Mel Gibson should tone it down a little." -A. Hitler

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Oh god...laughing....too....hard....can't....breathe....so funny....losing....consciousness...passing out....tell....daughter I....love...her...

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The phrasing was a little mechanical but the intonation was perfect. I believe I had an orgasm from the lyrics so I give it a 9. “A Taco Bell nation with extra cheese” Beautiful. Wonkbot TSA-1138, will you marry me? MG

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