That CIA dude who shot those Muslims dead in Pakistan has been released! Yay. How did he do it? By following Sharia Law. Apparently, you just give the relatives of the people you killed ashitload of (U.S. taxpayer) moneyand blammo, you're free (to kill again, for America).
I have not perpetrated usury on anyone today, or eaten pork products. These may become illegal inactivities in Tennessee soon.