It's all happening! Our wildest, craziest, YOOOOGEST dreams have come true, even though we were quite sure they would not. But they have! Donald "Donald Trump" Trump is running for president of U.S. America. Say it with us: DONALD TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF U.S. AMERICA!!!
... normally, I would agree with you on your first statement. However, Dumbald IS running. Yeah, I think that's laughable too. As for the second part, Trump slams China but his clothing line, the materials for his real estate deals, pretty much everything he does depends on the Red Commie Empire. Of course he will never admit this - it's clear he has a severe allergy to the truth.
... CNN "pundits" are already saying that Trumpy getting into the GOP race means the *other* clowns will look sane by comparison. Yes, it's a low bar, but this is where we are right now. Predictions also show that Dumbald will be in the Top 10 Presidential Hopefuls on the debate stage. That alone should be enough for anyone to recoil in horror.
... if that's an esty-style macrame headpiece, I'm in. If for some unforeseen circumstance he loses in 2016... I will at least have a 70's retro plant-hanger.
... he has said his mind is made up about retiring. However, I do remain optimistic that all his free time will allow him to make the talk/comedy show circuits with his always erudite observations. Maybe an hour-long special about The Stank Of The Union? An extended interview with John Olivor? A pundit spot on CNN? We have not seen the last of Jon Stewart... and that thought gives me comfort.
I KNEW! I knew this gigantic fuckblintz was going to do it this time! HAHAHA this is so awesome.
This utterly monumental twatcanary is going to completely fuck with all the other candidates to the point where they wonder whether he's a Dem plant. It's going to be delicious.
... the fact Louie Gohmert actually has a place in politics should be all the proof you need of the existence of The Comedy Gods. If he throws his hat in the ring, well... that's them just fucking with us. For shits'n'giggles.
... Never. Gets. Old. However, the caption should read "Scientists Have Discovered Donald Trumps Hair Looks Just Like A Caterpillar". And not one of the nice ones either, but a venomous insect that infects whatever host they latch onto. I think this explains a lot.
“We must have universal healthcare . . . I’m a conservative on most issues but a liberal on this one. We should not hear so many stories of families ruined by healthcare expenses."The Canadian plan also helps Canadians live longer and healthier than Americans. There are fewer medical lawsuits, less loss of labor to sickness, and lower costs to companies paying for the medical care of their employees. If the program were in place in Massachusetts in 1999 it would have reduced administrative costs by $2.5 million. We need, as a nation, to reexamine the single-payer plan, as many individual states are doing."
Goes without saying, I suppose, but like what seems like 100% of GOPtard candidates, Trump appropriated his "theme" music without permission of the artist. In this case, 99.9% of people who heard Neil Young's "Rockin' in the Free World" were rolling their eyeballs at (a) the Donald's obvious ignorance of the lyrics, and (b) the painfully obvious fact that the Donald did not have Neil's permission.
What they probably did do was pay ASCAP some nominal public performance fee, which the artist has no control over. As always, "Hey, it's not actually illegal" is good enough for Republicans.
The DNC's press statement is exactly what Trump himself would say. It's by far the snarkiest thing I've ever seen from an official source.What's delicious about it is that The Donald can't say one word in complaint, even if he does figure out that he's been totally burnt.
... or his wallet. His money is his muscle, doncha' know.
... normally, I would agree with you on your first statement. However, Dumbald IS running. Yeah, I think that's laughable too. As for the second part, Trump slams China but his clothing line, the materials for his real estate deals, pretty much everything he does depends on the Red Commie Empire. Of course he will never admit this - it's clear he has a severe allergy to the truth.
... CNN "pundits" are already saying that Trumpy getting into the GOP race means the *other* clowns will look sane by comparison. Yes, it's a low bar, but this is where we are right now. Predictions also show that Dumbald will be in the Top 10 Presidential Hopefuls on the debate stage. That alone should be enough for anyone to recoil in horror.
... with a cover charge very few will want to pay. Those that do will be pissed off there's no open bar.
... if that's an esty-style macrame headpiece, I'm in. If for some unforeseen circumstance he loses in 2016... I will at least have a 70's retro plant-hanger.
... he has said his mind is made up about retiring. However, I do remain optimistic that all his free time will allow him to make the talk/comedy show circuits with his always erudite observations. Maybe an hour-long special about The Stank Of The Union? An extended interview with John Olivor? A pundit spot on CNN? We have not seen the last of Jon Stewart... and that thought gives me comfort.
... yeah, hard to trump Trumpy. Unless of course you point out the absurdity of what he says, which is easy. So easy in fact, anyone can do it.
I KNEW! I knew this gigantic fuckblintz was going to do it this time! HAHAHA this is so awesome.
This utterly monumental twatcanary is going to completely fuck with all the other candidates to the point where they wonder whether he's a Dem plant. It's going to be delicious.
Oh happy day.
... the fact Louie Gohmert actually has a place in politics should be all the proof you need of the existence of The Comedy Gods. If he throws his hat in the ring, well... that's them just fucking with us. For shits'n'giggles.
... when a woman and a vehicle love each other very much, and they want a moped...
... Never. Gets. Old. However, the caption should read "Scientists Have Discovered Donald Trumps Hair Looks Just Like A Caterpillar". And not one of the nice ones either, but a venomous insect that infects whatever host they latch onto. I think this explains a lot.
He'll have some fun walking this back:
“We must have universal healthcare . . . I’m a conservative on most issues but a liberal on this one. We should not hear so many stories of families ruined by healthcare expenses."The Canadian plan also helps Canadians live longer and healthier than Americans. There are fewer medical lawsuits, less loss of labor to sickness, and lower costs to companies paying for the medical care of their employees. If the program were in place in Massachusetts in 1999 it would have reduced administrative costs by $2.5 million. We need, as a nation, to reexamine the single-payer plan, as many individual states are doing."
- - Donald Trump, The America We Deserve
Goes without saying, I suppose, but like what seems like 100% of GOPtard candidates, Trump appropriated his "theme" music without permission of the artist. In this case, 99.9% of people who heard Neil Young's "Rockin' in the Free World" were rolling their eyeballs at (a) the Donald's obvious ignorance of the lyrics, and (b) the painfully obvious fact that the Donald did not have Neil's permission.
What they probably did do was pay ASCAP some nominal public performance fee, which the artist has no control over. As always, "Hey, it's not actually illegal" is good enough for Republicans.
The DNC's press statement is exactly what Trump himself would say. It's by far the snarkiest thing I've ever seen from an official source.What's delicious about it is that The Donald can't say one word in complaint, even if he does figure out that he's been totally burnt.
Has anyone told him yet that he has to disclose his tax returns?
Didn't he actually propose taxing wealth, long-ago, before he became a teabagger?