If you need any more evidence these are the end times, here you go: congressional banshee Michele Bachmann is getting closer and closer to deciding she's going to run for president. Like, president of the United States . Yeah, that one. For real for real. "She is seriously considering running and getting a full team lined up and making sure it's the right one," some Iowa Teabgger told CNN. "It will be different than everyone else. She will have a very good team behind her if she does decide to run." Naturally, her campaign staff will be composed of various hell beasts, nuclear-waste monsters, sharks, and vengeful zombie fetuses with tiny flamethrowers.
I fear the only impact she will probably have is making Mitt Romney look like a level-headed statesman by comparison, which may carry over into the narrative of the general election. Gah!
<a href="http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/42050419\/ns\/politics-decision_2012\/" target="_blank">Bachmann flubs Revolutionary War geography in N.H. Representative from Minnesota confuses Concord, N.H., with Concord, Mass.</a>
This should be fun. Bachmann believes everything she reads on the internet. Fire up the Hopey rumor mill folks. Of course there is that 25% out there that believes everything that Michelle spews.
1) She&#039;s a lot like watching mad chimps at the zoo fling shit at each other to see if sticks onto something - that&#039;s not what I am looking for in policies. 2) She loves, loves, loves Ronnie Raygun - I&#039;ve been wiping up that trickle down mess for 20 years, so her economic policies are probably not worth the paper I used to clean up my trickle down. 3) Her voice sound like a UK civil defense siren with three wilderbeast stuck in the armature - it&#039;s unpleasant.
My only recommendation is that during her debate, learn how to use the close captioning option on your teevee and pity the person who has to translate the mindless vitriolic statements she will formulate in her pea brain.
Michelle, please post your birth certificate. Bitch.
But ya gotta admit her husband would make a <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/419132\/heres-video-of-michelle-bachmanns-very-not-gay-flaming-husband" target="_blank">fabulous</a> First Lady.
I fear the only impact she will probably have is making Mitt Romney look like a level-headed statesman by comparison, which may carry over into the narrative of the general election. Gah!
<a href="http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/42050419\/ns\/politics-decision_2012\/" target="_blank">Bachmann flubs Revolutionary War geography in N.H. Representative from Minnesota confuses Concord, N.H., with Concord, Mass.</a>
The ONLY good thing about this news is picturing the wingnut catfight, better than anything the WWE&#039;s had for a few months.
I hate to admit it, but when I see people w/ 20, 30 or 55 upfists, I sorta lose sympathy for their downfisting.
That was the other crazy, the one in Nevada.
This should be fun. Bachmann believes everything she reads on the internet. Fire up the Hopey rumor mill folks. Of course there is that 25% out there that believes everything that Michelle spews.
All I know about Michelle Batshit is:
1) She&#039;s a lot like watching mad chimps at the zoo fling shit at each other to see if sticks onto something - that&#039;s not what I am looking for in policies. 2) She loves, loves, loves Ronnie Raygun - I&#039;ve been wiping up that trickle down mess for 20 years, so her economic policies are probably not worth the paper I used to clean up my trickle down. 3) Her voice sound like a UK civil defense siren with three wilderbeast stuck in the armature - it&#039;s unpleasant.
My only recommendation is that during her debate, learn how to use the close captioning option on your teevee and pity the person who has to translate the mindless vitriolic statements she will formulate in her pea brain.
Michelle, please post your birth certificate. Bitch.
But ya gotta admit her husband would make a <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/419132\/heres-video-of-michelle-bachmanns-very-not-gay-flaming-husband" target="_blank">fabulous</a> First Lady.
Yeah, running for President of peering out from behind that bush over there.
not beforetimes, something amusing today.
oh gods of comedy, please allow this. haven&#039;t we suffered enough?
sincerely fuflans, the etruscan god of wine